I don’t generally like sweet things. I’m not fond of jams and jellies, and I prefer my baked goods to be savoury – but I really can’t resist a tea-time scone, with strawberry jam and a bit of whipped cream. I’d never go out of my way to make ‘em, and I won’t go out of my way to find ‘em, but if they’re available, I will put them in my face and have a damned good time doing so. Just don’t make me actually drink tea, please.
In Other News – Dark Souls beatdown, Everybody’s gone to the PC, Two Worlds 2 Furious and there’s a riot about Riot.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because OH GOOD IT’S NOT ACTUALLY MONDAY!
Dark Souls 3 – watch someone beat the first boss with their bare fists
AMD outs Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture on PC in Radeon driver update
Banner Saga joins Origin Access Vault next week
Two Worlds 3 in development, Two Worlds 2 comes to Linux/SteamOS
EA promotes Laura Miele to EVP of global publishing
Horizon wants to put all your games into one, open-source launcher
Casters boycott LoL tournament until Riot increases freelance pay rates
Halo Wars is backward compatible on Xbox One now, too
What’s on at The Movies
The first trailer and images for Netflix’s new VOLTRON show are here!
This black stuff is a monster in this new trailer for DEEPWATER HORIZON
Let’s talk about BATMAN V SUPERMAN (full of spoilers!)
DVD Review – BYZANTIUM
Everything is completely under control in the trailer for BRIDGET JONES’S BABY
Last Updated: March 29, 2016