My taste in food is usually described as “questionable” at best. For people who aren’t my mom, my taste in food is usually best described by a round of projectile vomiting apparently. So instead of having me void your stomach warranty today, I’ll instead post a few tweets from our resident gourmand Geoff, who is busy sampling the sights and sounds of Computex in Taipei. And then stuffing his face with beef noodles that he just won’t shut up about.
Yes , I think I will have some flame grilled cumin beef. pic.twitter.com/sWrl7cYtRG
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 29, 2016
It starts. pic.twitter.com/IzI7PfzTOX
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 29, 2016
Abalone with asparagus and sea urchin. pic.twitter.com/DiNEEfyCxb
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 30, 2016
Wild mushroom soup with black truffle and a mushroom quiche pic.twitter.com/87P3ujT4tb
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 30, 2016
Grilled prawn and scallop with mixed green salad. pic.twitter.com/SrLmeS5hQT
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 30, 2016
Chargrilled aged prime rib eye rubbed with sea salt and black pepper. pic.twitter.com/O4dgFYboDr
— Geoff Leppard (@WobblyOnion) May 30, 2016
In Other News: Resident Evil 5 is finally on Xbox One and PS4 next month, Dead Island 2 has vanished, breaking the lore of WarCraft like a Judas Priest track and imagining The Witcher if it was directed by Studio Ghibli.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because breakin’ the lore breakin’ the lore! Breakin’ the lore breakin’ the lore!
News
Resident Evil 5 hits PS4 and Xbox One in June
Do you like passwords in games? Dragon Quest XI 3DS might have them
Battlefield Hardline Getaway DLC free on Xbox One
Sci-fi and fantasy tinted ‘Elex’ looks pretty great on paper
Rainbow Six Pro League returns for Season 2 with $150,000 prize pool
Dead Island 2 has disappeared from Steam
Overwatch shoots straight to No.1, is Blizzard’s fastest selling console title
360 degree Hitman trailer shows off Marrakesh
Stuff
At age 41, this anime director is already burnt out
Face-Off: Dead Island: The Definitive Collection
The Witcher 3 vs Studio Ghibli
The Warcraft movie is too faithful by half
Videos
Last Updated: May 31, 2016
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:01
reposting GIF for the lulz
http://i.imgur.com/Y0J0tyh.gif
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:05
Love this gif… the full thing is better tho.
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:06
I just randomly found it between the cat gifs. Have to go find the full vid
Admiral Chief Protector
May 31, 2016 at 16:07
Link?
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:11
Searching… please hold…
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:21
*SIGH* Why is it I can only find ones the same length as the gif? There’s a much longer one where you see the leopard/cheetah (conflicting reports) recover.
Pariah
May 31, 2016 at 16:24
It’s a cheetah. Spots are solid and the face shape. Simple Google will solve that debate.
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:26
Yeah I know it’s a Cheetah, but you’ll find the EXACT same vid under Leopard because people in the UK/USA/ETC don’t know the difference.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:25
Strawman Jim
June 1, 2016 at 16:43
DID THE CHEETAH WIN??
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 1, 2016 at 17:06
Like less than a second later after the video stopped
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:06
“die fokken kat is uit, die fokken kat!”
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
That cheeta just comes in flying
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
The man has the red-bull shirt, but it’s clear who drank the red-bull
Raptor Rants
May 31, 2016 at 17:00
Maar die kat kom weer want hy kan nie langer wag
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:37
Why does the guy have no shoes on?
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:37
Had no time too put them on 😛
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:38
Why did he take them off in the first place?
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:38
It’s hot in the middle of Africa
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:41
He has long pants on…
Yeah I’m being annoying at the moment!
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:41
The grass is tall in middle Africa, so it cuts him when he walks in the veld 😛
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:42
You now there are thorns in tall grass.
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:43
And rare Pokemon
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:43
I should have seen that one coming XD
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:43
Yup xD
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:44
Well played sir, well played!
Raptor Rants
May 31, 2016 at 16:45
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:47
He clearly does not have a fashion sense! 😀
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:50
I can relate to that… And the chased by a wild animal part actually.
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:50
So you’ve been to a Benoni mall then 😛
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:52
Hahaha… No I try to avoid that area!
Raptor Rants
May 31, 2016 at 16:39
He realised he had no place being on the field
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:39
The cheetah invaded his house
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:40
I don’t know it had a collar on… could be the back alley of a vet place
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:37
Because he doesn’t have a sole?
HairyEwok
June 1, 2016 at 08:47
Usain Bolt it out of there.
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:05
Latest food post by Geoff is missing… #justsaying
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:05
Soon….
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aeGvLmB_460sa.gif
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:05
Like 55 min SOON!
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:07
*”Couple months”
Ottokie
May 31, 2016 at 16:07
Tracer. Shift Shift Shift, Q , E
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:23
O_____O All I have are X O ? ?
Raptor Rants
May 31, 2016 at 17:00
peasant
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 1, 2016 at 07:44
Master Race be like
https://media.giphy.com/media/HDZGJ5PSiyKbe/giphy.gif
Sageville
June 1, 2016 at 10:04
Yah neh!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
June 1, 2016 at 10:11
XD
Raptor Rants
June 1, 2016 at 12:16
lol
Strawman Jim
June 1, 2016 at 16:44
like a Boss! X O ? ?
Sageville
June 1, 2016 at 09:53
The body is ready
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:05
I need some fats and sweets
VampyreSquirrel
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
me too
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:09
Congealed FTW
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:34
I agree with this… I need some too!
Admiral Chief Protector
May 31, 2016 at 16:07
WHY do people break things JUST before I want to go home
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
Maybe they broke it earlier and waited until now…even worse!
Admiral Chief Protector
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:24
Great, you just broke @Admiral_Chief:disqus
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:35
I feel your pain!! Usually with me the stuff break as I get home!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 31, 2016 at 16:08
Happy Start-Witcher-3-Blood-&-Wine-Download Day!
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:09
o/
AfricanTime
May 31, 2016 at 16:20
600 bucks from BT games, 319 bucks to download from PS store, is it 300 bucks just for the cards?
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 1, 2016 at 07:05
Basically, that’s all that’s in the box besides a pamphlet with the game code. (on PC anyway)
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:32
Clearly the man is only there to taste food XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 31, 2016 at 16:40
I know I would
DragonSpirit009
May 31, 2016 at 16:41
Same here… thou I think that’s the only reason why I would travel anyway XD
Captain JJ bound
May 31, 2016 at 16:47
Haha. When I think of travelling, I also don’t think about visiting sites, I think about trying out interesting food 😀
HairyEwok
June 1, 2016 at 08:45
I see all of Lazygamer’s funds are being used to buy some exotic foodz
Strawman Jim
June 1, 2016 at 16:42
YOU BASTARD GEOFF!! THAT LOOKS NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!