Nick "The Tool" is getting married

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Nick Gets MarriedIsn’t this exciting, sometime tomorrow in a secret location somewhere in Gauteng, the very first wedding will be taking place.

Details are sketchy as I have a feeling Nick doesn’t want his loyal fanbase (or sworn enemies) flocking to see him tie the knot with his lovely, soon to be, wife.

But I would just like to wish him all the luck and best wishes for the future.

As he has some manly duties to perform for the next while we won’t be seeing any stories from Nick, but fear not he hasn’t been fired (or hunted down by previously mentioned sworn enemies) and will be back soon enough.

And as I was told by my best man when I got married “May the blue bird of happiness crap all over your cake”..

Now if someone could be kind enough to decipher that for me I would appreciate it… I still have no idea what he was talking about?

Last Updated: June 27, 2008

Gavin Mannion

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