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Please do not celebrate Star Wars Day

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The fourth of May. It’s two days after my birthday and the death of Hitler, but it’s also a great day to be a Star Wars fan. And why not? A cult series of films, TV shows, comics and other merchandise have resulted in a massive fan following over the years, culminating on May 4 every year. Except it’s time to stop celebrating Jedi and Wookies. Your Emperor commands it!

I hope you folks are all proud of yourself. You’ve been supporting a bunch of sister-kissing rebel scum for too long now, and quite frankly, you deserve to be zapped with empirical Force Lightning for doing so.

For shame guys, for shame.

Last Updated: May 3, 2013


  1. Lord Vader…Rise… and meet your new Master.


    • Rince da Ref Lvl2

      May 4, 2013 at 09:24

      Leave a message…like a champion sir!


    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      May 4, 2013 at 11:44

      HAHAHAHA Like a BOSS!


      • Aussious

        May 4, 2013 at 21:37

        I never thought Id see the day that both Marvel and Lucusarts would be owned by Disney… the world has gone to shit.


    • Purple_Dragon

      May 4, 2013 at 12:49

      Even more brilliant!


  2. Purple_Dragon

    May 4, 2013 at 12:48



  3. Kyle

    May 4, 2013 at 16:38

    It’s 2 days before my birthday.


  4. Unavengedavo

    May 6, 2013 at 10:05

    Pfff… I celebrated it and I am ready to face a storm trooper firing squad… O wait…


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