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Rose is getting rebalanced in Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

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Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 is easily the silliest game of the year. But underneath that layer of goofiness, is a surprisingly deep and well-balanced system of character classes and abilities, at least according to one hack journalist who has a secret axe to grind against the Batman cinematic franchise. Want to dominate the field from afar? Go Cactus. Want to rush in and dominate with fisticuffs? Zombie Super-Brains is your undead man.

But want to take up a sniping position with unnaturally accurate homing thistles? Man, Rose will proper wreck your life and then some. For some, seeing a gang of roses on the screen is a nightmare in Garden Warfare 2. If you’re not being zapped and turned into a temporary version of Goat Simulator, you’re being peppered with homing thorns.

And that’s posing a problem to the balance of PVZ: Garden Warfare 2, as Popcap detailed plans to trim Rose down a few notches.

“Rose was conceived as a support role/specialist, not a primary damage dealer, and we’ve been working on rebalancing her to fit that role,” Garden Warfare 2 creative director Justin Wiebe wrote in a blog post.

PVZ Graveyard variety

This fix is going to be implemented very soon and we thank you for your patience and incredible support while we get it ready.

Personally, I’m quite fond of Chomper and the Engineer, whose jiggling butt-crack hides the build of a true multiplayer monster.  Otherwise, a well-timed blast of grenades and gunkata from the Imp can quickly damage any huddled group of Roses. Popcap also announced that the first batch of free DLC, the Graveyard Variety Pack, is being prepped and will be a “trip back to Suburbia”.

I’ve been playing PvZ: Garden Warfare 2 whenever I get a chance lately. The servers are populated, the action is intense and I enjoy the odd moment or two when I can pilot a Jaeger-sized cat mech on an assault on the cosmic base of the time-displaced garden Gnome race. Good times man, good silly times.

Last Updated: March 3, 2016


  1. Don’t care too much for the game, but that header is pure win. XD


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 3, 2016 at 10:34

      I thought it was Seal-y.


    • Commander Admiral Chief

      March 3, 2016 at 10:35

      Header gold!


  2. Commander Admiral Chief

    March 3, 2016 at 10:36

    I heard the jernalizt that wrote the review is a scrodum


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 3, 2016 at 10:40

      Brenda sounds like the name of a Marvel fangirl.


      • Commander Admiral Chief

        March 3, 2016 at 10:48

        Some say, Brenda can spew webs from her face


    • spoffle

      March 5, 2016 at 19:32

      What’s a scrodum?


      • Commander Admiral Chief

        March 7, 2016 at 07:10

        LOL, well, apparently some ‘fans’ of Batman and or Superman took offense to one of his joke articles, and one of the insults was calling him a SCRODUM.

        I’m making that insult canon.



  3. RinceThis

    March 3, 2016 at 10:47

    Explains why it was more than Street Fighter 5…


  4. RinceThis

    March 3, 2016 at 10:51

    Why can’t they put a decent Star Wars skin over this? 🙁


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 3, 2016 at 11:03

      Because garden warfare is a battlefield, not a battlefront.


  5. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    March 4, 2016 at 14:38

    Rose is…. overpowered like heck lol! I like Super Brainz though, what a cool Zombie character.


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