Duck Tales! Woo Hoo! Thanks to M-Net open time, we all grew up knowing about those wonderful pantsless ducks who went on weekly adventures with their rich bastard uncle. But Duck Tales is a children’s fantasy. And there’s a reason why. Because real ducks are corkscrew penis rape monsters. More NSFW facts after the jump.
Necrophiliac, crap anywhere rape monsters. That’s what ducks are. Well there goes my childhood. Which is going to make playing that Duck Tales HD updated game even more difficult later this year.
Last Updated: January 5, 2017
July 29, 2013 at 18:17
What the fucj did you just subject me to Darryn!