Serious Sam 3: BFE gives pirates a case of unbeatable scorpions

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Serious Sam3 is one of those games that makes me wish that I had a high-end PC for, something to while away the hours while blasting legions of headless suicide bombers in glorious HD visuals.

For those players who have such hardware, the game is a must. Unfortunately, paying for it and rewarding the developers for all their hard work is another issue entirely. So what’s a Croteam fella supposed to do?

Why, insert a bit of code into the game that activates when it detects some cracking, and then spawns an unbeatable, super-fast, over-powered pink scorpion monster to hound the pirate until he dies. Neat right?


Last Updated: December 8, 2011

Darryn Bonthuys

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