Shoot, flash and grope your way to victory in Bullet Girls

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Guys, I know what kind of game you need. It’s got to have action! Guns! Panties! More panties! Did I mention panties yet? Explosions! Panties! And I’ve got just the game for you, that’ll check all those boxes for you.

From the team that brought you Assault Gunners, comes Bullet Girls. The bastard lovechild of Call of Duty and a Victoria’s Secret catalogue, the game will have you battling it out in a girls-only shooter as a member of the Ranger Corps according to Famitsu (via SiliconEra).

A special forces group that consists of high school girls who are taught to battle in any situation, missions will consist of players assuming command of two characters in the Attacker and Supporter roles, using their skills and tactics to win the day.

Attackers can obviously engage the best in frontline battle, while Supporters survey the battlefield in order to provide strategies.

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For mock battles, there’ll be several weapons which the girls can use. Fret not though, because this ain’t Battle Royale. The bullets can only damage clothing, in a discreetly revealing manner.

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Beyond all that though, the game really, really prides itself on allowing players to collect bras and panties. You can mix and match them to create up to 1600 distinct patterns. Truly current-gen stuff here folks:

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And let’s not forget that there’s always the possibility of being captured by the enemy! Those buggers will use any means of torture possible in order to obtain information. And you have to prepare your Rangers for that eventuality. You have to hone their mind and spirit to resist interrogation.

By groping them yourselves, and seeing how hard they resist:

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Bullet Girls is out in August on the PS Vita. No one will believe me if I say that I’m playing it only for review purposes.

Last Updated: May 21, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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