As far as Pokémon go, Espurr might just be the most disturbing creation ever conceived. And that says a lot when you realise he had to contend with a creature that runs around wearing the skull of its dead mother. Espurr is pretty much unchecked power in a cuddly form with soulless eyes. But it gets worse. So. so much worse.
If you can’t see the video above from Megasteakman, then just know that if you don’t give Espurr a cupcake, some kids are going to be set on fire. I really regret having an entire box of Espurrs in my Pokémon X and Y game now.
Last Updated: December 12, 2013