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South Park: The Stick of Truth delayed to 2014

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Stick of truth

Although Cartman is awesome, my favorite South Park character is Butters. Apparently this is common among women, but he has that strange mix of making me laugh far too hard, and wanting to put him in my pocket and take him home with me. But it turns out that I have to wait until next year to have Butters in my home.

Ubisoft has announced that instead of releasing in December this year, The Stick of Truth will only become available 4 March 2014. Disappointing news – I was looking forward to playing with this over the holidays. However, if the game needs more time to make it the awesomeness it deserves to be, then I suppose we need to give them their time. In a troll-like response from Matt Stone and Trey Parker:

“We always wanted the game to feel like you’re actually in an episode of South Park. Getting the game up to the crappy standards of the show has been a real challenge and we’re excited to say it’s taken way longer than we thought it would.”

But all is not lost – here’s a new gameplay video for your viewing pleasure. Hope this soothes your pain, or at least makes you excited to hurry up and wait for the game to be released.

Last Updated: November 1, 2013

33 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 1, 2013 at 08:44

    There’s a joke about Butters & vibrating triggers in there somewhere.

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    • Captain GUZ

      November 1, 2013 at 09:01

      Is that Butters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 1, 2013 at 09:04

        This would be a perfect place for Zoe’s catchphrase, but this is a family site.

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        • Her Highness the Hipster

          November 1, 2013 at 09:15

          which catchphrase? “at least it’s not cum”?

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          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            November 1, 2013 at 09:17

            WHY Zoe???

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 09:25

            I know!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 09:35

            I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            November 1, 2013 at 09:39

            <3

          • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

            November 1, 2013 at 09:46

            I just scream

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 09:19

            That’s the one! lol

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            November 1, 2013 at 09:25

            You starting with the 9/10?

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            November 1, 2013 at 09:30

            i may not have started it, but i certainly finished it 😉

          • Admiral Chief Ninja

            November 1, 2013 at 09:40

            Hehe BOOOOM (money)shot

          • Mark Treloar

            November 1, 2013 at 09:29

            It’s Butters creamy goo that you are after

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            November 1, 2013 at 09:39

            You know it’s going to be a good day when we all scream for head ice cream!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 11:22

            LMAO! I don’t think they saw that coming (no pun intended)

  2. TiMsTeR1033

    November 1, 2013 at 08:55

    I saw this coming… Nothing new there!

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  3. oVg

    November 1, 2013 at 09:04

    Has the down voter got bored yet?

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      November 1, 2013 at 09:33

      apparently not.

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    • That Dark Twit

      November 1, 2013 at 09:42

      Have an upvote just for fun.

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  4. Tarisma

    November 1, 2013 at 09:07

    haha my girlfriend also loves butters!

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      November 1, 2013 at 09:23

      best. character. ever.

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      • John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

        November 1, 2013 at 09:46

        Love him.

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  5. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 1, 2013 at 09:12

    Noooooo! I wanna play this!!

    Reply

  6. Ricardo Harvey

    November 1, 2013 at 09:14

    so how long has this game actually been in production now?

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  7. John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

    November 1, 2013 at 09:16

    Looks cool

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  8. John's (JJ's) grand endeavour

    November 1, 2013 at 09:18

    The jackoffasaur is still the second most irritating character to date…after Jar Jar

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  9. Rikus

    November 1, 2013 at 09:25

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This makes me a sad panda…..

    Reply

  10. That Dark Twit

    November 1, 2013 at 09:38

    This game looks fun!

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  11. Alukard Neck Nibbler PhD

    November 1, 2013 at 09:40

    Butters is the best. From “what what in the butt” to Prof Chaos, he’s got some of the best lines, and delivery, in South Park episodes imo.

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  12. That Dark Twit

    November 1, 2013 at 09:41

    Cant remember his name but that dude that stutters when trying to say ‘destiny’ is pretty funny.
    “Come and fulfill your de..de…”

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  13. Umar Moe Moe

    November 1, 2013 at 09:49

    Eish

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  14. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 1, 2013 at 09:56

    Did anyone else notice one of the melee weapon mods is “Tuft of Ginger Pubic Hair” and it adds 20 Gross damage? lol

    Reply

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