ArkhamSwag

Sometimes there are perks to working as a game journalist. We’re often given some pretty cool promotional material; most of which just ends up shoved under a desk or in a cupboard. What I received this afternoon though,. is too damned amazing to be anywhere but a display case. The image above is of a box;a limited, one-in-a-thousand case I received. Here’s what’s inside.

A goddamned Batarang. with a press kit, and a handy stand.

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That in itself would be cool – but as the keen observers among you might notice, there’s a screen on the thing, along with an on-and-off switch. When you flick it, it starts playing the game’s latest trailer through the single, very loud speaker located on the one wing.

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Here it is, in my furry manhand, just so you can see the size.

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And this is the back of the thing, because why not.

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And for one last pic, here is the Batarang perched neatly on its included stand.

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And yes, When I told Darryn what I’d received, he very, very nearly broke down in tears. Seriously though; this thing is amazing, and must have cost Warner a fortune not just to manufacture, but also ship out all over the world. It is quite easily the single coolest promotional merchandise I’ve ever received. Ever.

Batman: Arkham Origins will be available on all of the current system on October 25. I’ll be playing it, hanging upside down and muttering about my dead parents.

Last Updated: September 10, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

24 Comments

  1. LAblak22

    September 10, 2013 at 17:24

    … I hate you beyond words. I am coming tonight, Geoff. I will make that Batarang mine.

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  2. FoxOneZA - X-Therminator

    September 10, 2013 at 17:28

    Is it more cooler than that free iPhone you once got?

    If not, please hand over the batarang gently…

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  3. Jonah Cash

    September 10, 2013 at 17:39

    Where are your offices again? For my records of course…… Nothing nefarious….

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  4. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    September 10, 2013 at 17:59

    Damn those are some furry hands bud!

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  5. Craig Lotter

    September 10, 2013 at 19:41

    It’s a pity they spoiled a perfectly good batarang by pasting a screen on it…

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  6. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 10, 2013 at 19:48

    O_O

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  7. Sageville

    September 10, 2013 at 20:58

    Bribe Accepted!

    Worth at least a 9/10

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  8. Hammersteyn

    September 10, 2013 at 21:44

    I hope you throw it around the office with abandoned glee as much as possible. Whatever happens write it of as collateral damage.

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  9. cursednaruto

    September 10, 2013 at 23:09

    photoshop a crack in it and see if you can get two oh and damn this should be the quailty for the arkham asylum collectors

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  10. flmboy

    September 10, 2013 at 23:42

    You should give it to Darryn, cause he is the Batman Lazygamer deserves.

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  11. nolan0

    September 11, 2013 at 01:47

    How much does it weight and what materials did they use?

    rent a car beograd

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  12. MacMeister998

    September 11, 2013 at 07:04

    Now if they could just send a Batclaw…

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  13. John on trial

    September 11, 2013 at 07:12

    bastard

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  14. Marius Nell

    September 11, 2013 at 07:34

    I will “store it safely” for you if you run out of space 🙂

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  15. Rock789

    September 11, 2013 at 08:09

    Oh… My… Word!!! Seriously?! Good grief, that is like nerd-vana in physical form! And yes, I am insanely jealous and want that SOOOOOO badly! 🙂

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  16. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    September 11, 2013 at 08:46

    I have so many bad words that I want to say to you right now, but they do say a picture is worth a thousand words…

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  17. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    September 11, 2013 at 09:41

    “muttering about my dead parents” classic

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  18. Hermann Schwindt

    September 11, 2013 at 09:43

    That is pretty darn cool.

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  19. Vampyre Squirrel

    September 11, 2013 at 12:41

    That must be the coolest promo material I’ve ever seen. I hope you lock it in a safe with traps and stuff to protect it from the LG community and Brenda.

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  20. Ed

    September 12, 2013 at 06:10

    Holy shit, that looks orgasmic.Literally.

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  21. Paul Fouche

    September 12, 2013 at 09:35

    HOLY SHIT!!!

    Reply

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