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The Dota 2 Aegis of Champions collectible will cost you only $417

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Valve are literally doing this right now

I am an absolute sucker for Dota 2 merchandise. At Gamescom last year, I spent more time at the Valve store than I spent doing coverage of the expo itself (not really true, but I’m trying to make a point here dammit). I converted far too many Randelas to Euros to get completely unnecessary goods like plushies and t-shirts spawned from my beloved MOBA, and you know what, I don’t regret spending a cent! Now imagine my joy at seeing a brand new collectible being unveiled for The International. It’s a little Aegis of Champions, and I must have it!

The Collector’s Aegis of Champions

Here’s the official blurb from Valve and what the Dota 2 collectible looks like:

With The International just around the corner, we’d like to announce an exclusive reward, the 2015 Collector’s Aegis of Champions. The Collector’s Aegis is a 1/5th scale alloy replica, with antique brass plating, of the winner’s trophy at The International. Inscribed on the back with the year and a gold finished insignia signifying this year’s theme, the Collector’s Aegis is a symbol to reward those whose Compendium Level has reached 1000.

SO CHEAP I WILL TAKE A MILLION PLEASE

Sure, it looks really neat, and I want it to the moon and back. The cost of getting one though? A LEVEL 1000 COMPENDIUM?

Mathematical calculations… SCIENCE!

Let’s do some quick maths, assuming the average player with a level 1 tournament booklet wants to throw enough cash into it to reach the appropriate level:

Cost per level:

5 levels – $2.49
11 levels – $4.99
24 levels – $9.99

Purchases required to hit level 1000:

41 x 24 levels = 984
1 x 11 levels = 11
1 x 5 levels = 5

984 + 11 + 5 = 1000

Grand ridiculous total Valve expects us to cough up:

41 x 9.99 = $409.59
1 x 4.99= $4.99
1 x 2.49 = $2.49

409.59 + 4.99 + 2.49 = $417.07

OK???

With the current exchange rate (R12.48 to $1), that brings the grand total of that little collector’s item to R5205.03. Guess I don’t want one as badly as I thought I did! Seriously, what the hell Valve? That is ludicrous! I mean, I expect any collectible to have a premium price, but I feel this really is just taking the piss now.

The sad thing is, some people will cough up the cash, even if it is a ridiculous amount. Will you be one of them? Even if I could afford it, I don’t know if I could bring myself to purchase a teeny Aegis of Champions.

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Last Updated: July 9, 2015

42 Comments

  1. Cabbage talk + numbers = tl;dr

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    • hairyknees

      July 9, 2015 at 11:39

      Cabbage insult + not reading my article = 🙁

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 9, 2015 at 11:43

        Of course I read your articles!

        I like my insults to be relevant because I’m a professional!

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        • hairyknees

          July 9, 2015 at 11:48

          That’s awfully good of you!

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      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        July 9, 2015 at 11:46

        I just skipped to the bottom section to troll you!

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    • RinceThis

      July 9, 2015 at 11:57

      You are cruel and heartless. And in this case, GOOD.

      Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 9, 2015 at 11:39

    You can buy a virtual space ship for that kind of money!

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  3. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    July 9, 2015 at 11:46

    MEHlking it

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  4. Hammersteyn

    July 9, 2015 at 11:54

    R12.48 to $1, I’m never gonna see Vegas

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    • RinceThis

      July 9, 2015 at 11:57

      To the pole!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 9, 2015 at 12:00

      I have a new term for how much things like this cost: It costs “fuck you money”, because that’s what the price tag says.

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      • Hammersteyn

        July 9, 2015 at 12:01

        rofl

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          July 9, 2015 at 12:01

          Watch the trailer for Billions on the movies, you’ll see where it comes from. 😀

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      • RinceThis

        July 9, 2015 at 12:04

        HAHAH! That’s just a slightly different version of what you often hear 😛

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    • Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

      July 9, 2015 at 12:03

      I don’t know about that, I’m sure Fallout: New Vegas will go on special again sometime.

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  5. Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

    July 9, 2015 at 12:00

    Shouldn’t it be possible level without paying?
    Wouldn’t that drop the price by a few dollars?

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    • Guild

      July 9, 2015 at 12:18

      That’s what I thought. Can’t you level the Compendium with each game played?

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    • Will

      July 9, 2015 at 12:22

      It doesn’t seem possible to get to this level through grinding. it’s hard enough to get to level 150 without forking out cash and getting every single prediction correct.

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    • hairyknees

      July 9, 2015 at 12:35

      Yeah it’s pretty impossible. It would take an INSANE amount of grinding O_o

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  6. RinceThis

    July 9, 2015 at 12:03

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 9, 2015 at 12:06

      You have a Death Wish? 😀

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      • RinceThis

        July 9, 2015 at 12:08

        Does that come free? 0_O

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          July 9, 2015 at 12:11

          Why, have you fallen on Hard Times?

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          • RinceThis

            July 9, 2015 at 12:12

            I suppose you’ve never had to Battle the Bulge so no 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 9, 2015 at 12:14

            I skipped the six-pack & went straight to the Dirty Dozen.

          • RinceThis

            July 9, 2015 at 12:15

            You gonna drink those from Noon Till Three? 0_O

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 9, 2015 at 12:20

            No, 10 to midnight. :/

          • RinceThis

            July 9, 2015 at 12:20

            I KNEW You would say that!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 9, 2015 at 12:21

            Murphy’s Law I suppose.

          • RinceThis

            July 9, 2015 at 12:23

            It looks like you have a Death Wish 2!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 9, 2015 at 12:24

            Is that your Final Shot?

          • RinceThis

            July 9, 2015 at 12:28

            Yes! It’s my Final Act of Vengeance and proves The Evil That Men Do is Borderline Off Limits and proves you Can’t win ‘Em All! So long, Twinky!

  7. Will

    July 9, 2015 at 12:23

    Also does not include shipping 😛

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  8. CaseyAAvera

    July 9, 2015 at 13:12

    High Quality performance lazygamer…. <…. Find Here

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  9. Wade

    July 10, 2015 at 06:34

    I mean it’s inlaid with freaking gold

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  10. Regan Ryan

    July 14, 2015 at 11:38

    Didnt take into account that you could consume duplicate immortals that u get every 10levels for an additional 2 “free” levels. Brings down the cost a bit.
    And yeah I’m one of these crazy guys going for that level >_< #iamasucker

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