And thus gentlemen, we cue the theme music for our weekly wrap. Map map map! Mlalalalalap! Map map map! Mepmep! Map map map! Mllalalalalap! Map map mewp! Mamamamamameh!
Here’s some good news, for those of you who still believe in the Xbox One. It’s coming with a bundled headset, so you won’t have to spend extra cash on a peripheral that’ll allow tweens to tell you what they’re going to do to your mom!
Well shitake, it doesn’t come with one after all. Dammit, you just can’t win these days.
Best ION Header
I think Tori Black is our ION header of the week. And I’m not saying that because I own several of her DVDs that I’ve hidden under my bed. Nope, nothing to do with that all!
Yolanda gets the most comments this week with…Wait, Yolanda? Lemme check something here, this can’t be right…huh, it’s legit. Well, good work Yoyo, you’ve got the most comments this week for your piece on not finishing games and sinning and something.
I’ll confess, I wasn’t paying attention because SQUIRREL!
Yolanda also gets least comments this week for her Borderlands 2 GOTY article, and thus balance has been restored to the Force. And if anyone disagrees, I’ll zap them with some of my Force Lightning. Just stand still there while I build up a static charge on this rub.
Batman Of The Week
The funny thing is, is that I really wasn’t trying to be Batman this week, even though Geoff had been missing for a few days. Zoe put a ton of effort, soul and heart into cracking the award that she so desperately craves, but failed to take that slice of the impact pie.
After much thought and deliberation, I’ve decided that the only fair thing that I can do is to completely ignore her and claim my throne once again as Batman of the week.
Gee, ain’t I a stinker?
Header Image Of The Week
I’ve got to be honest here. I’ve got a rare bone disease that forces me to photoshop Batman-related images whenever something linked to one of the films pops up, no matter how obscure the reference. My bone diseases also stops from pronouncing the letter t in the word Plane’’rium.
Comment Of The Week
Ultimo Cleric N7 wins comment of the week, for his last minute gamertag entry on a Thursday article. And if you’ve got problem with that, then I’ve got two words for ya! Shake ‘n Bake!
Well this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
And I like to tell a story
Just sit right there
I’ll tell ya how I became the Cleric who lives in this lair!
Mine was kind of inspired by the Gramitron Clerics from Equilibrium (Batman, before he was Batman). I wanted the name “Ultimate Cleric” in Guild Wars, but it was taken, So i went with Ultimo. I later found out that it means ‘final’ in French, which makes it even cooler!
Last Updated: July 5, 2013