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The Iron Patriot is a star-spangled dream collectible

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In case you haven’t heard yet, there’s a certain rad-looking film on the way by the name of Iron Man 3. It cost about as much to make as what we received in kickbacks for that positive Bioshock: Infinite review, and stars pretty people. But enough about them, because like any other high budget film, it also has…toys!

Iron Man 2 had a partner by the name of War Machine, played by Captain Planet himself, Don Cheadle. Cheadle is now back for the threequel, but with a stylin’ new Team America look as the Iron Patriot. As usual, Hot Toys is releasing some merch of the character, and it looks like another kickass sculpt so far.

The US of A mascot comes complete with all kinds of accessories, is 30 cm tall and will set you back over $300. That’s pretty much around R2800 smiling Randelas.

Damn, I still want one. Time to sell more of Yolanda’s organs. Freedom isn’t free and all that.

Last Updated: March 26, 2013


  1. Nathan Horne

    March 26, 2013 at 17:15

    These Hot Toys figures are amazing. I wish I had R3000 to spend on the Joker figure.


  2. Mark Treloar

    March 26, 2013 at 17:30

    Iron Patriot is a hero now?


    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      March 26, 2013 at 18:05

      It’s not Norman Osborne underneath the helmet.


      • Mark Treloar

        March 26, 2013 at 18:41

        That why I don’t understand them using the name. I will always identify the suit and the name with Norman Osborne.


  3. OVG

    March 26, 2013 at 17:33

    Why are you not playing Bioshock?


  4. Sir Captain Rincethis

    March 26, 2013 at 19:27

    I knew there were kickbacks for the Bioshock review. Looking at the 2/10 scores most other sites gave it, this disgusts me…


  5. Admiral Chief Erwin

    March 26, 2013 at 20:01

    *sigh* I miss TEGATO


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