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When it comes to squeezing every possible cent out of a game, I don’t think any game out there does it better than Dead or Alive. Don’t believe me? Then check out this range of Halloween costumes that will be hitting the game soon.

For 25 George Washingtons, players can celebrate Halloween into Hanukkah with these extra skimpy outfits that make the current range of sluttified costumes on the market look tame in comparison in Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate. That’s 28 new costumes for your various bucks.

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And if you’re going to spend hundreds of Rands on something that you can perve over on the internet for free, then buddy, there might just be something wrong with you.

Last Updated: October 16, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

16 Comments

  1. “Hello, little guy! It’s the sweetie man coming!”

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    • Just Saying

      October 16, 2013 at 12:35

      Ok, Maybe I should rephrase. “Hello, there! It’s the sweetie man coming!”

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  2. ToshZA

    October 16, 2013 at 12:38

    This made me laugh so much. To think people will really spend the money on this.

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 16, 2013 at 12:39

      Americans will..

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      • ToshZA

        October 16, 2013 at 12:42

        The Japanese too. And they’re supposedly a smart bunch…

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  3. oVg

    October 16, 2013 at 12:57

    FOR FCUCKS SAKE!!! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

    Some of you gamers need to sneak into your sisters bedroom and play dress up with her Barbies. BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME SICK, how can you support this HORSE ARMOR CRAP?

    Actually I had allot of fun in with my sisters toys ;)…

    I just needed a shit load of Tom Thumbs from the 7/11 BACK when kids were allowed to hurt themselves.

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    • Andre116

      October 16, 2013 at 13:22

      You sister’s toys? Did they make brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

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      • oVg

        October 16, 2013 at 13:30

        Ken had to go… up with my firework. Lesbian Barbie sex commenced shortly after.

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        • Andre116

          October 16, 2013 at 13:36

          Nice…as sad as that may sound. I don’t blame you though. That was before the days of internet porn and the Scope had stars on everything.

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          • oVg

            October 16, 2013 at 13:50

            Internet porn? Where, where? I thought I had to play DOA for that. 😛

  4. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 16, 2013 at 13:25

    Hmm, Christie has more on than normal, but sjoe Helena looks delicious!!

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    • oVg

      October 16, 2013 at 13:32

      all those oversized lady lumps. Reminds me of the porridge that I had in boarding school everyday.

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      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        October 16, 2013 at 13:37

        Oversized lady limps? I have never seen “oversized” in DoA5…

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      • shimbo

        October 16, 2013 at 16:32

        Nothing more painful than someone trying to be funny and failing, like all your comments.

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        • oVg

          October 16, 2013 at 16:49

          Just for you 😉

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  5. Rags

    October 16, 2013 at 16:38

    “And if you’re going to spend hundreds of Rands on something that you can perve over on the internet for free, then buddy, there might just be something wrong with you.”

    And this is different to the model pictures you buy? 🙂

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