This might be the fugliest Mass Effect toy ever

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The line-up of figures in the Play Arts collection from Square Enix is usually pretty damn purdy and detailed. Fans love ‘em, people want ‘em and they sell well. And then you get this particular figure, based on the iconic visage of Captain Shepard from Mass Effect 3, which has somehow turned the hero into a burn victim.

The price for such FUBAR looks? A cool $65, or around R550 for something that looks like it was made in a shack outside of a Mexican prostitution and Tequila drug ring. Tomopop got their hands on the figure, and then most likely regretted doing so, as you can see below.

Urgh, it’s like Shepard was smacked with an entire forest of ugly trees.

Last Updated: November 5, 2012

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