THQ bringing porn stars to Saints Row 3

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I can imagine how the last creative meeting went down at THQ.

Especially with their recent financial problems and their only current bright spot being Saints Row: The Third

Imagine the scene

Boss: Guys we’re f*&ked, we have no money and while Saints Row is an awesome game people are moving off to play Mass Effect, Skyrim and even Diablo now. How can we get people to come back to Saints Row

Bob: lol you said rim and come… and f&*ked… THREESOMEEEEEE

Boss: Bob, your the reason the companies going down the toilet with your 3rd grade humour level

Bob: lol.. going down… that reminds me last night I was watching this porno with 4 sexy ass porno stars and they were going down..

Boss: That’s IT… we’re going to hire 4 porn stars, recreate them in game and then release those characters as DLC

Bob: GENIUS

And so today THQ has announced that the Penthouse Pet DLC for Saints Row: The Third is now available for download which includes 4 Penthouse Pets who all happen to be porn stars as well.

So if this is right up your alley head on over to the PSN Store, Xbox Live Marketplace or Steam and pick up your copy which includes Ryan Keely, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli and Nikki Benz and yes those are their real twitter accounts and yes they do post NSFW pictures on a regular basis.

Or so I’ve heard.. you know.. from Bob and all

Oh and if you didn’t believe any of this, take a look at the official trailer below

Last Updated: May 24, 2012

Gavin Mannion

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