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We’re ending 2014 with our Game Of The Year awards

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This Friday, we’re going to be clocking off for a few days to recharge our batteries and prepare ourselves for day one patches. As usual however, we’ll be closing out the year with the only awards that matter, the Lazygamer Game Of The Year awards show. Glitz! Glamour! A terrible budget that means that I’ll have to host from my kitchen! Here’s how we make such an event possible.

Each year, we usually take a the crop of games released, list them and sort them into the categories available. From there, the group votes on which game in that particular genre struck their fancy the best. Going even further, we then set up a Thunderdome and proceed to throw interns into the cage to battle it out whenever we reach a tie. Something like this normally:

The blue monkey is Geoff

Once we’ve cleaned up all the blood and recycled the organs, we then factor in our bribes from triple-A publishers proceed to tally up all the votes, whinge about our choices being ignored and start prepping the posts. It’s an easy enough process, but one that quite literally involves days of discussions. We normally start debating around mid-November to early December, in order to finalise our winners.

Once we’ve done that, we sit down, watch the comments flow in and bask in the hate that we’re about to receive for making Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare our racing game of the year. Crap, I wasn’t supposed to mention that. Anyway, we’ve got the usual categories this year, as well as a few new ones. Friday will be our awards day.

It’ll be like a school prize-giving, except you actually give a s**t. And don’t forget, you can still cast your vote for the readers choice award. It’s like democracy, but not for the people. Or severely limited at least.

Last Updated: December 15, 2014

19 Comments

  1. Hahaha, man, I enjoyed reading this

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  2. Admiral Chief BellatorMachina

    December 15, 2014 at 15:05

    That is one disturbing pic, Batman, the sexual predator!

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    • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

      December 15, 2014 at 15:16

      What about Robin checking out…the view?

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  3. Admiral Chief BellatorMachina

    December 15, 2014 at 15:06

    SPACE GHOST!!!

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  4. Raptor Rants A Lot

    December 15, 2014 at 15:10

    Lol that was a funny read

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  5. Captain JJ glitterati fantasti

    December 15, 2014 at 15:11

    factor in our bribes from triple-A publishers
    So much win

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 15, 2014 at 15:12

      No it’s struck through, that means it totally didn’t happen.

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      • Captain JJ glitterati fantasti

        December 15, 2014 at 15:14

        Very true.

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  6. ReaperOfSquirrels

    December 15, 2014 at 15:28

    I rate Martha would kick Sandy’s butt… I dunno why, it could just be the gangly legs and long arms?

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    • Captain JJ glitterati fantasti

      December 15, 2014 at 15:35

      I’ll put some money on Sandy.

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        December 15, 2014 at 16:01

        To win or lose? XD

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        • Captain JJ glitterati fantasti

          December 15, 2014 at 16:02

          Haha. I’m just thinking we need to support both sides here so the fight will actually happen. ;P

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          • Spaffy

            December 15, 2014 at 16:34

            Jip, I’ll pay to see that 😀

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 15, 2014 at 15:44

      Cabbage v Cabbage in a battle for the ages! There can be only one.

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      • maariyathomas313

        December 15, 2014 at 15:52

        I­­­’v­­­­­e b­­­e­­­e­­n m­­­a­­k­i­­­n­­­g 8­­­­­­­­­­5 d­­­o­­­l­­­l­­a­­r­­s e­­­v­­e­r­­­y h­­­o­­u­­­r s­­­­i­­­n­­c­e i s­­­­­t­­­a­r­t­­­ed t­­­­­­o f­­­­­r­­­­e­e­­l­­a­­n­c­­e o­­­n­­l­i­n­­e s­­i­­­x m­­o­n­­­t­­­­h­s a­­­­­g­­o… W­h­­­­­a­t i d­­­­­­­o i­­­­­s t­­­­o s­­­­­i­­­­t a­­­­t h­­­o­­­m­e f­­­o­­­­­r f­­­­­e­­­w h­­o­u­­­­r­s e­­­­­­a­­c­­­h d­­­a­­­y a­­n­­­­­d d­­­­o s­­­­i­­­­­m­p­l­e w­­­o­­r­­k i g­­­­­e­­­­t f­­­r­­­o­­­m t­­­h­­­­i­­­s c­­­­o­­m­­­­p­a­­­n­­­y t­­­­h­­­­­a­­­t i s­­­t­­u­­­m­b­­­l­e­d u­­p­­o­­­n o­­n­l­­i­­­n­­e… I a­­­­­­m v­­­e­­­r­y e­­­­x­­c­­i­­t­e­d t­­­­­­o s­­­­­­h­­a­­­­r­­e t­­­h­­i­­s t­­­­o y­­­o­­u… I­­­­­t­’s a­­­­­n a­­­w­­e­s­­o­­m­e s­­­i­­­d­­­e j­­o­­­­b t­­­­o h­­­­a­­­v­­­­­­e

        ————> w.a?ch.??/BP85dO

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    • hairyknees

      December 15, 2014 at 16:48

      :D/

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  7. ReaperOfSquirrels

    December 15, 2014 at 15:31

    I still can’t vote on the “Reader’s Choice Award”… *shrug*… it’s rigged anyway… they’ll just throw it through Random.org and Rugby15 will win.

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    • Spaffy

      December 15, 2014 at 16:34

      hahaha

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  8. CAE9872

    December 15, 2014 at 17:31

    Now that was an intro! GOTY…eish to think 2014 is pretty much done and dusted already.

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