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What I’d want to see at the Ubisoft Theme Park

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Leap of faith

Ubisoft is opening up a theme park in Malaysia. Just let that sink in for a moment. In the same way that people go to Six Flags or Gold Reef City, you can head on over to the Ubisoft theme park and ride rollercoasters and engage with whatever other attractions there might be, all based on some Ubisoft titles you know and have feelings about. This is sort of odd for me, but also got my creative juices flowing.

I would love to experience an Ubisoft theme park where upon entering you need to climb a tower to get your map of the park. Once at the top of the tower, there’d be an option to bungie down ala Leap of Faith, but it would only be really appealing if it also included that eagle crying noise as you jump. SCREEEE!

Matty suggested a Trackmania rollercoaster, although considering my abilities with it, that would cause deaths with every ride. Speaking of death, imagine running around with a cricket bat in the ZombiU experience? Now that would be worth the price of entry.

In al likelihood, we will see an Assassin’s Creed rollercoaster about as thrilling as the franchise has become, and maybe some kind of Watch Dogs experience. At least the upside will be all the Rabbids running around being cute and hilarious. Now for me to try and hack in and see the blueprints – if there’s a Beyond Good and Evil photo competition, it’s a sign a sequel is coming. I’m not desperate, really I’m not.

Last Updated: September 8, 2015


  1. Kromas untamed

    September 8, 2015 at 12:14

    To enter the themepark you need to first install Uplay on your PC.

    Park closes down 1 week later. 🙂


    • Admiral Chief Returns

      September 8, 2015 at 12:22

      Pffff, more like 1 hour


    • HvR

      September 8, 2015 at 13:04

  2. oVg NOT SURE IF...

    September 8, 2015 at 12:29

    HELL NO, I dont mind falling through the floor, but falling for eternity?


  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 8, 2015 at 12:51

    Is it meant to be a horror theme park?


  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 8, 2015 at 12:52

    The roller coasters won’t start if they’re full because the servos are overloaded.


  5. ElFakio

    September 8, 2015 at 12:55

    Does it have a attraction where you can jump from a extremely high point into a haystack? If that’s missing then it isn’t a true ubisoft experience


  6. HvR

    September 8, 2015 at 13:05

    As soon as you loose data connection on your phone the roller-coaster stop.

    “Do not support DRM” – Ryanza


  7. Mistake Not...

    September 8, 2015 at 13:07

    Will it be bug infested? Will you have to have friends for the complete experience? Once you’re inside will you have to pay for everything else like bonus rides? If you pay for entry before the place opens will you get stuff everyone else expects? Will they annualize the construction of new theme parks but they’re all essentially the same and yet everyone will still go every year?


  8. The Sten

    September 8, 2015 at 13:13

    A Prince of Persia obstacle course would be awesome!!!


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