Assassin’s Creed Iv is pretty damned good. Here’s what Zoe thought of the game. But you don’t care about that, you want to know if you won the bundle! Fine, do that whole "after the jump" thing.
This bundle looks really cool, and I’m totally jealous of the winner who will be getting the Buccaneer edition, plus a keyring, hoodie, badges and T-shirt. I think I’m most jealous of the swag – who doesn’t want a hoodie or a T-shirt?
Without any further ado, here is the one sucking up to Random.org the most:
Congratulations, Jacobus! You were lucky this time, winning a fantastic bundle and the jealousy of everyone else on this site.
Last Updated: November 8, 2013
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:32
Congrats Jacobus! I hope you enjoy it.
On another note… I actually made the list this time 😛
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:33
One day sone, one day 🙂
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:38
son* or sonny*
not sure what you were going for there…
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
Jesus, that fried chicken and coke knocked my spelling for a 6…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
You becoming one of us.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
ONE OF US
OEN OF US
OEN FO US
OEN FO SU
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
Lay off the sugar squirrel!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
But I like the sugar!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
It’s the DEVIL!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:48
But, but, but….
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:49
How do you take your coffee? If you say you drink tea you are DEAD to me! DEAD I SAY!!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:49
In a cup!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:50
Smart arse! I guess that is 4 sugars for you!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
BWAAAH!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:50
hehe, I fixed it
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
What was in the chicken???
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
ummm chicken…
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
To be honest, not sure it WAS chicken…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:48
I am guessing you didnt go to Kfc… True story one lady got a rat from KFC it ran threw batter and fell in fryer hahahaha
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:52
Woohoo! KFR!
It’s cheap cheap… *snicker*
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:53
The lady only found out it was a rat when you say the tail… Took a few bites first! I nearly threw up when I heard that..
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 15:03
Have you been drinking? Lots of spelling and grammar issues in your last couple of posts. Doth thou speaketh English? Or hath thou been inebriated?
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:03
Been a long, long week.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:04
HAHA! I was like http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1363588445823567319.GIF
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 15:05
LOL, I too had to do a double read.
ENGLISH MADDAFAKKA?
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:39
I can always give you my semi used sleeping bag… lol
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:40
Erm… no thanks… not after Geoff was using it for dead bodies and then you got your hands on it
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:41
hahaha. To be serious. I haven’t even got it… Was too busy at work and forgot to give them the address of work. Guess that bag is gonna smell all kinds of funky when I get it.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:43
LOL! That’s terrible man… better get that address to Vicky before Zoe gets her hands on it.
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:44
I have given it to them now.. Thankfully.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:44
Luckily man… Luckily.
Never know what Zoe might do to that sleeping bag…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
Nah I am safe! I do her headers hahaha
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
LOL. Now you have to wait… Think it took months for OVG to get his one game, and I am still waiting for my DVD to arrive… Going to remind Darryn now!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
You won a dvd?
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:48
Yeah, second one won (correct English people!)
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:49
May I ask what DVD this was…
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:50
A round one?
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:50
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:51
OH on a roll there man! *keep on rolling rolling*
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:51
The first one was some dude who rides bikes as a delivery guy, can’t remember the name. The recent one is the Great Gatsby.
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:52
Oh spare me! It give that dvd away for a smoke!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:54
I also won a weekend away for two at the Caledon Spa. Put that in your pipe and smoke it 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:54
Who you take with? OVG? lol
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:54
Ex girlfriend 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:55
Hmmm I could say something bad but ill be nice to you man… I respect you.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:57
It most certainly wouldn’t be anything new trust me.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:58
Yeah see above…
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 14:56
She was ex after weekend, rince had accident in the jacuzzi…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:58
Oh dear me… that could be all kinds of bad right there.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 14:59
Careful, least I too take the gloves of beatch.
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
The gloves of beatch? Is that like a quest item?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:01
Gloves of the beatch that beatch slapped you… lvl 20 item
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:01
Think he saying he takes gloves to the beach…
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:01
FUCK!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
*Brenda
There I fixed it
Avithar
November 8, 2013 at 15:36
talking about sleeping bags… I am still waiting for my GTA V (body bag)
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 8, 2013 at 15:41
I got the addresses yesterday afternoon; they’ll be shipped out early next week.
Avithar
November 8, 2013 at 15:45
thank you sir, cant wait to see it.
kristidrummond886
November 8, 2013 at 22:16
my Aunty Grace recently got an awesome six-month old
Mercedes-Benz M-Class Diesel just by some part time working online from home.
check here http://www.Bay35.co?
Hammersteyn
November 8, 2013 at 14:34
LOL Didn’t know Morne Steyn is into gaming. Congrats Jacobus
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
He needs a new trick, the other one is quite old.
CV reads:
1. Kick ball
As only skill
Hammersteyn
November 8, 2013 at 17:32
LOL
Trebzz
November 8, 2013 at 14:36
That’s not my name o.O congrats though dude.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 8, 2013 at 14:37
Look at that. Didn’t make the list again! WooT! I’m going for the prize of least appearances on random.org! Wooohhoooo
Ok but seriously well done Jacobus!
Kensei Seraph
November 8, 2013 at 14:59
In that case,
I challenge thee to a duel.
Whom so ever makes it the longest without appearing on Random.org shall be the victor.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
You’ll take Vicky’s job? Cruel bastards!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
I heard he got fired.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:01
I heard it was their fault
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:02
I heard, they dipped him in chocolate and tried to sell him to Zimbabweans as an expired chocolate Easter bunny.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:03
Really? That’s freaking weird!!! O.o
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:04
Was Brenda’s idea apparently.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:05
ok… that makes sense then
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:02
From whom?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:02
That’s what I was thinking… I didn’t actually hear anything.
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:03
*whispers* Fox….
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:03
ummmmm… chicken coop?
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:05
Foxhound.Think that’s his name! You know Jimmy’s alter ego.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:06
Wow… he comes when you call him… well trained… but suspicious
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:07
What are you implying?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:08
Just suspicious that you say “Fox…” and then he comments soon afterwards…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:08
Let me try it again… Oh I smell a FOX…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:12
HELLO!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:15
You a good troll…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:16
I AM ALWAYS HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:18
Okay then…. Um go play with your bone..
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:18
CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR BONE? #XXXBONE
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:19
My wife does that… but thanks for the offer…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:21
MULTIPLAYER?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:23
nah you’re fully #foreverSP
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:25
TIM’S #XXXBONE OFFERS MULTIPLAYER. HE JUST NEEDS TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND.
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:26
You would like that wouldn’t you?
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:27
WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND RECORD OUR PLAYTIME WITH KINECT 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:28
Is that what you said to Majour Nelson?
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:34
YES, BUT I WOULD LIKE IF YOU JOIN US IN SOME MULITIPLAYER ACTION.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:07
Well spotted…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:05
IT WAS IN DARRYN’S ARTICLE. THINK IT WAS BECAUSE HE PRE-ORDERED THE PS4.
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:26
HELLO RINCE. HOW ARE YOU? I AM GOOD. I LIKE YOU, BUT IN A FRIEND WAY. DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS? I’LL ACCEPT THAT YOU A SONY FANBOI.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:32
But Foxhound! I currently play on an XBOX 360 and haven’t got a SONY Playstation 3! You sound craziness!
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:36
THEN WE CAN BE BESTEST FRIENDS.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:38
CAN? I thought we already were 🙁 BROKEN FRIENDSHIP…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:41
NO YOU ALWAYS MEAN TO ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY LOVE XBOX. 🙁 🙁 🙁
IT HURTS ME IN MY HEART!
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:42
But I thought you didn’t have a heart? I thought you replaced it with the Kinect 2.0? I mean, it can see your heart, so close enough?
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:46
IT CAN SEE MY HEART CRYING. : ‘ (
AND I AM TIRED OF TALKING ONLY TO MY XBOX, I WANT A HUMAN FRIEND.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:48
I never claimed to be ‘human’ though fox. What a terrible assumption to make…
FoxHoundZA
November 8, 2013 at 15:49
ONLY A HUMAN CAN SOUND AS SEXY AS YOU DO 🙂
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:53
0-O http://i.imgur.com/ytetSUL.gif
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 8, 2013 at 15:54
I am just going to stop this right now. The jig is up.
Was fun while it lasted.
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:57
Oh man, why did you have to go do that!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 11, 2013 at 13:38
Wait! WHAT? How did someone access my account?
PS: Seems like someone cloned my details and created a cloned “Banana Jim account”. Not funny guys… Not funny :/
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 11, 2013 at 14:25
I know RIGHT! I don’t find it funny at all that they cloned OUR account! 😉
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 11, 2013 at 15:44
Sigh! Erwin, why do I have this feeling this is you?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 11, 2013 at 15:44
Sigh! Erwin, why do I have this feeling this is you?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 11, 2013 at 15:44
Sigh! Erwin, why do I have this feeling this is you?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:33
lol! @rincethis:disqus when did you get a Playstation?
RinceandRepeat
November 8, 2013 at 15:34
Not sure. Hoping Fox will tell me… 0-O
Kensei Seraph
November 8, 2013 at 15:02
Hahaha.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 8, 2013 at 15:16
sweet. What’s the prize?
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:44
So everything in the picture is the bundle?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
and more… being “a keyring, hoodie, badges and T-shirt”
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
So they get the game too I assume? Been hearing alot about AC 4 on 5 fm on way home.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
yep, they get the game too…
pay attention Tim!
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:51
I AM TRYING! IT’S ALOT OF WORK!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:53
at least you’re trying
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 14:54
He is, yes. BOOM!
LAblak22
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boi — oh wait, I completely read the first name wrong — my joy is almost immediately neutered.
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 14:45
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Admiral Chief in 1986
November 8, 2013 at 14:46
AG BOEL
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 8, 2013 at 14:47
Geez, Morne Steyn……even rugby players want in on the action. YOU EARN ENOUGH TO BUY THE GAME MORNE……come on dude.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:51
Lmao… even celebs like free stuff
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:57
They just cheap at heart… Can take the Boer out of Benoni, but cant take the Benoni out the boer.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 14:58
Boernoni?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 14:58
Brakpan, Boernoni, Doosberg…
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 14:59
Doosberg? is that even real?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 14:59
It’s just on the other side of Cuntfontein.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
Isn’t it Kontfontein?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 15:02
My Afrikaans spelling isn’t the best 😉
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:04
Mine isn’t all that good either, but it’s better than what I sound like when I speak it… lol
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:06
Dude If I speak Afrikaans, I make the children cringe..
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:07
Nah, it makes them laugh…
*runs*
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:08
be like *mama hoekom, die rooinek praat soo kak afrikaans?* EDIT I know this is wrong… sad thing is I don’t know how to fix it…
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:11
“Mama, heirdie rooinek maak my lag sooo fokke…” *smack*
BWAHAHAHAHA
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:12
I can’t help it my brain cannot process the Afrikaans language.
TiMsTeR1033
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
Oh your hometown!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 8, 2013 at 15:00
ja, Boksburg… 😛
ToshZA
November 8, 2013 at 14:48
PS3, so don’t care.
Grats Jacobus though, you lucky bugger you. 😀
Wyzak
November 8, 2013 at 14:56
Nice Jacobus!
Kensei Seraph
November 8, 2013 at 14:59
Congrats you lucky individual.
Jaco Boel
November 8, 2013 at 16:16
I had to read the list like 3 or 4 times, just to make sure it really was my name up there, though feel like Adam Sandler in Mr. Deeds when he says “Ah now everyone will know my name is Longfellow” 😛 Thanks Lazygamer 🙂 Now to get my Rum on !!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 8, 2013 at 18:13
Damn you!
Khulani Ndlovu
November 8, 2013 at 16:19
Congrats & well done, 😉
Aussious
November 8, 2013 at 16:28
That faqen randomizer hates me!
Sahil Lala
November 8, 2013 at 17:44
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