Woman Falls off Wii fit, Becomes a Sex Addict

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Some headlines you just can’t make up. According to Yahoo News, a Mancunian Catering Worker has been turned in to a raging sex addict, all because of video games. Before advocacy groups start on a warpath, it’s not because of their media content.

Apparently after falling off of her Wii fit board, Amanda Flowers has become addicted to sex. The jokes really write themselves.

She’s been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder – or PGAD, an apparently a real medical condition (not to be confused with a militant anti-drug group on the Cape flats)-  as a result to a damaged nerve. What this means is that Amanda is now gets wet at the slightest provocation – such as the vibrations from mobile phones and food processors – and requires up to 10 sex sessions a day. I imagine she spends an inordinate amount of time sitting on her washing machine.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," she said to The Daily Star, obviously the paragon of journalistic integrity.

"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me," she’s been quoted as saying. Maybe she’ll meet a man with incurable priapism and they’ll be locked together in conjugal harmony for all eternity.

Of course, my plans now include pushing my girlfriend off the Wii balance board every time she fires up Wii fit.

Source : Yahoo News

Last Updated: April 14, 2010

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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