Home Gaming Woman Falls off Wii fit, Becomes a Sex Addict

Woman Falls off Wii fit, Becomes a Sex Addict

1 min read


Some headlines you just can’t make up. According to Yahoo News, a Mancunian Catering Worker has been turned in to a raging sex addict, all because of video games. Before advocacy groups start on a warpath, it’s not because of their media content.

Apparently after falling off of her Wii fit board, Amanda Flowers has become addicted to sex. The jokes really write themselves.

She’s been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder – or PGAD, an apparently a real medical condition (not to be confused with a militant anti-drug group on the Cape flats)-  as a result to a damaged nerve. What this means is that Amanda is now gets wet at the slightest provocation – such as the vibrations from mobile phones and food processors – and requires up to 10 sex sessions a day. I imagine she spends an inordinate amount of time sitting on her washing machine.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," she said to The Daily Star, obviously the paragon of journalistic integrity.

"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me," she’s been quoted as saying. Maybe she’ll meet a man with incurable priapism and they’ll be locked together in conjugal harmony for all eternity.

Of course, my plans now include pushing my girlfriend off the Wii balance board every time she fires up Wii fit.

Source : Yahoo News

Last Updated: April 14, 2010


  1. chpotg@iafrica.com

    April 14, 2010 at 16:07

    LOL! Why does a certain South Park episode spring to mind?


  2. Uncle

    April 14, 2010 at 16:10

    Step 1, buy Wii Balance board.
    Step 2, get gf on said Balance board.
    Step 3, violently push gf off Balance board.
    Step 4, enjoy x10 per day.


  3. Rob

    April 14, 2010 at 16:25

    “The jokes really write themselves.”

    In your case, I wish they would.



    • Geoff

      April 14, 2010 at 16:31


      That made me laugh though, so free internet points for you.


      • Rob

        April 14, 2010 at 16:51

        Kudos, for being a sport.


  4. W1ck3D

    April 14, 2010 at 16:52

    Soooo…. PS3 and xbox 360s’ turn gamers into raging killers, hell bent on massacre.
    The Wii turns (girl)gamers into hot, dripping sex addicts.


    • WitWolfyZA

      April 16, 2010 at 09:27

      who said she was hot? lol


  5. krYtHan

    April 14, 2010 at 19:10

    So what happens if a guy falls off? They’ll diagnose him as normal?


    • WitWolfyZA

      April 16, 2010 at 09:28

      nah dude he’s classified as a raging sex predator


  6. GoldenSilver

    April 15, 2010 at 10:31

    This just in. every bodies favourite Italian plumber just surprised Princess Peach with a balance board. 😆 More on this story later in the broadcast. :biggrin:


  7. Bobby Kotick licks his wallet

    April 15, 2010 at 10:54

    And they say, games do nothing to improve your sex life…


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Check Also

Nintendo focusing on health

With the Wii U a failure, Nintendo needs to find a new way to be relevant, and it's lookin…