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Work out like your gaming hero

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I haven’t been going to the gym much anymore. I could blame it on being busy, but it’s probably just laziness. Sandy often leaves us to go klap some gym, but I’m thinking of taking up home exercise, and apparently I can do a routine to make me like The Witcher’s Geralt or Assassin’s Creed’s Altair.

Neila Rey has a ton of workouts available for free online, and they are definitely inspired by all your favorite Superheroes and gaming characters. Want to climb up buildings like Altair and other assassins of the creed? Then you’re gonna need to do at least this:

Altair workout

Or perhaps you want to work your “core” more. You can go all Fus Roh Dah on your workout routine thanks to this Dragonborn workout:

Dragonborn workout

However, we all know Geralt is the toughest character of them all. Just look at this workout – even Sandy was intimidated by the idea of bicep-curling your own leg. Yes, that’s right, Geralt is just that strong and flexible.

Witcher workout

I think this is a pretty cool idea. It can be difficult to get motivated to work out, and these offer a variety of workout routines that give you the inspiration that just maybe you can be as awesome as the characters you control in games. There is even a Batman one for Darryn and a Superman one for Gavin. Despite all the clichés and memes to the contrary, plenty of gamers and comic book fans are fit and strong, so why not let us embrace our fantasy inspirations and klap the home-gym like Witchers and Dragonborn?

Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll just look at the diagram and then go back to leveling up in-game characters instead of myself.

Last Updated: July 7, 2014

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  1. Matewis Jubilai

    July 7, 2014 at 17:34

    Tae Bo Is also pretty cool for a home exercise. You can imagine that you’re punching and kicking someone 😛


  2. Pieter Smal

    July 7, 2014 at 18:09

    Awesome! Gamers are unfit and unhealthy anyhow!


  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 7, 2014 at 19:04

    But can I wear my TAPPET top with the hood up when klapping this?


    • Brady miaau

      July 8, 2014 at 08:18

      Yes, but only on Tuesdays. Sorry, I do not make up the rules.


      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 8, 2014 at 08:23

        But today is Tuesday! YEAH BRO! TAP OUT!


  4. Hammersteyn

    July 7, 2014 at 19:37

    Like that’s gonna happen
    *gabs another beer and a slice of pizza


    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      July 7, 2014 at 20:18

      … like a boss! Quattro Formaggi all the way!


    • Rince&pop

      July 8, 2014 at 08:43

      Hands chilli sauce


  5. J_Joestar

    July 7, 2014 at 20:27

    Where is the “Mario” workout?
    the ability to jump several times your height while maintaining a soft & pudgy build.


    • Rince&pop

      July 8, 2014 at 08:44

      And repeating the number of Mario Cart titles?


  6. Sageville

    July 7, 2014 at 23:32

    What platform is this “Exercise” thing on?


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 8, 2014 at 07:31

      The Wii!


    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 8, 2014 at 07:38

      Xbone! *wags eyebrows*

      what? it has a kinect


    • CodeName Tailgunner

      July 8, 2014 at 09:04

      It’s called life. The resolution is excellent, but the gameplay is meh.
      P.S. I just figured out why I hate Crysis games.


  7. Mossel

    July 8, 2014 at 07:39

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      July 8, 2014 at 08:06



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      July 8, 2014 at 08:12



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      July 8, 2014 at 08:52



  8. loftie

    July 8, 2014 at 07:57

    crossfit is the way to go


  9. Danie Nell

    July 8, 2014 at 08:42

    Start out with pull-ups until failure oO
    Not gonna be doing much after that tbh.
    Then again when you start out you will only do 2 or 3 pull-ups until you fail.


  10. CAE9872

    July 8, 2014 at 09:14

    Can I order a Homer Simpson one? Bicep curls with doughnuts in each hand = way to go!


  11. Kromas

    July 8, 2014 at 14:58

    Are you telling us that gamers are unfit? ….. Ouch I think I got a cramp writing that.


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