Like most people with working ear drums, I’m not exactly a big fan of dubstep music. Still, some people like the sound of what I assume is a 56K fax modem being raped by a car crash, and at the top of the wub wub list you’ll usually find Skrillex tearing harmonies and melodies a new one. Want to hear some of his latest work then? Time to play a game.
Or more specifically, stop playing that one horrible mission in Far Cry 3 and download Alien Ride instead. You can grab it on the iTunes App Store and Google Play. For free mind you.
Alien Ride isn’t a bad game, but it’s not exactly GOTY material, providing a few minutes of free entertainment, Asteroids style. Chuck in a few minutes in that space shooter, and you’ll get the chance to stream some new wub wub tunes, with a link to pre-order the album.
Alternatively, you can just click this link and make your own dubstep music. Hopefully while wearing earphones, because I had to shove a spit-braai rotisserie into Mozart, seeing as he is rolling rather vigorously in his grave right now.
But hey, I like weird album surprises! Ever since KISS told me to join Satan, I’ve been collecting such albums that are filled with subliminal messages. My latest acquisition is the White Album from the Beatles, which for some reason makes me want to start preparing for the inevitable Doomsday scenario of Nazis riding around on dinosaurs.
The end of days is coming, I tells ya.
Last Updated: March 12, 2014
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 13:49
Dubstep kak
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 13:52
smile
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 13:53
YouTube has been blocked at my work since this morning. 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 13:54
form youtube abuse?
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 13:54
from*
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 13:55
The whole company is blocked. But apparently there’s a reason other than YouTube abuse…
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 13:58
Let me guess Porn… It’s always porn.
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:00
porn
Some damn idiot
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:05
Never forgot, my bro told me once about when he was working at Ster Kinkor Head Office and guy was caught downloading gay porn at work. Apparently was the most interesting meeting the company ever had as my bro was at the time in charge of monitoring internet among other things. Guy downloaded over 45 gbs worth in space of 6 months. Whole office had to then suffer, no FB, youtube for like a year.
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:06
Jeez. Not sure what happened here. Or who did it. But it was porn.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:08
Thats the case 90% of the time, that or excessive downloading on capped lines.
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:09
Work can get boring sometimes.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:12
So they jack it at work?
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:12
People do it more than you think.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:15
LOL! I get sooo man bad thoughts running through head. be like “Thomas come help me with these boxes” 0_0 “whats that on your hand Thomas?”
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:16
*Many!!! no man WTF did I just do!
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:21
hair gel
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 12, 2014 at 14:24
Lol, bad man thoughs? Tanya you dirty girl… Plus your scenario just made it sound like the start to a porn movie O_o
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:12
Only construction workers
Johan du Preez
March 12, 2014 at 14:36
We did the network of one of the most popular school in Cape Town and we lloked through the proxy logs and caught a principle surfing child porn.
Needless to say PAPA is having fun with him now.
Kensei Seraph
March 12, 2014 at 14:39
O_O
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:03
Only when you’re involved 😛
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:06
Gee thanks man…
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:10
Anytime boet
HvR
March 12, 2014 at 14:05
Electronica pop is probably more your thing
http://www.reverbnation.com/eyeliner
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:05
Please man. I just ate.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 12, 2014 at 13:52
…
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:02
wait it’s only 2pm? Damnit!!!
Coffee, Play energy drink, and chocolate isn’t helping… *sigh*
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:05
Cocaine?
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:06
Not during work hours
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:07
You’re such an upstanding guy.
Inspirational.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:09
That he is, I remember the days of working with my friend and smoking weed in the office. its how we got “creative” hahaha
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:10
I try, gotta be an inspiration to the kids.
See kids… don’t do drugs… at school.
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:11
Yeah, do it in your nose.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:11
Be safer at home!
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:07
What time did you go to sleep last night?
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:09
Battled to sleep, so got to sleep at about 2am.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:10
Stock up on allergex. When cant fall asleep they work like a charm, plus clear sinuses!
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:12
got 3 boxes at home… why 3 boxes you ask… i have no fking idea.
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:13
Well next time take 2 and then play a boring ass game. within an hour you get drowsy.
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:14
I suggest playing Elder Scrolls Online.
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:14
LOL
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:16
I will remember that.
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:22
Lol… so I’ve got a fix this weekend.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 12, 2014 at 14:19
Funnily enough that’s when I got to bed too. Stayed out far too late drinking lol.
VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 14:22
hahaha, you must have felt really horrid this morning.
Hammersteyn
March 12, 2014 at 14:08
“dubstep music”? Oxymoron if I ever saw one
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:09
So much win.
Kensei Seraph
March 12, 2014 at 14:12
Dubstep is not “the sound of what I assume is a 56K fax modem being raped by a car crash”.
It’s the sound of a computer stalling.
It still scares the shit out of me whenever my brother plays some and cause flashbacks of playing Age of Empires and my crashing.
Kensei Seraph
March 12, 2014 at 14:15
*PC crashing.
General JJ the Fett
March 12, 2014 at 14:16
You ever see a dubstep live show?
*puts Macbook on table. Presses play on Macbook. Wow, such talent.*
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 14:17
0_0 they do that?
HvR
March 12, 2014 at 14:16
“little troll who knows how to press a spacebar…”
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 12, 2014 at 14:36
LOL… “I’ve seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA”
EDIT: Mozart definitely won that battle 😛
Johan du Preez
March 12, 2014 at 14:32
Only pill poppers likes dubstep. You have to be high to enjoy it, its like Rave was back in the day.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 12, 2014 at 14:38
lol. So much truth in that.
Rags
March 12, 2014 at 17:01
There was no Skrillex in my Far Cry 3. Die Antwoord was however 🙂
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
March 12, 2014 at 17:15
There sure as hell was skrillex in Far Cry 3. That weed-burning bit was skrillex ft Damian Marley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry2Fk3HhyrY
Rags
March 12, 2014 at 23:20
Oh, I missed this. Or did not pay attention. The only time I really heard music was when I was at Vaas base. And they played I think you’re freaky, from the club. So I thought that was a localisation feature?
Mark Vincer
March 13, 2014 at 16:03
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
Mark Vincer
March 13, 2014 at 16:05
Like so