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The internet really hates Tekken 7’s latest character

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Lucky Chloe

Look at this nyew Tekken 7 character. She’s purr-fect. I guess you could say that I’m really feline this design. She clearly has cattitude. And until someone resets my brain with a cricket bat, expect more cat-astrophic puns.

Following in the proud tradition of lethal cat-girls in fighting games, like Felicity from Darkstalkers and whatsisname from BlazBlue Chrono Phantasma, your latest Tekken 7 character has a thing for cats. Like most gaming journalists. Tekken creator Katsuhiro Harada introduced Lucky Chloe during the series’ 20th anniversary celebrations in Japan, detailing her break dancing electric boogaloo fighting style. Here’s what it looks like in action:

Sweet Ogre, that is adorably tacky and gimmicky. Thing is, chances are that you won’t get to play as Lucky Chloe, as she happens to be Japan and East Asia exclusive. I dig her, to be honest. She’s silly, looks like fun to use in the game and happens to be a new character overall. I’m in the minority however, as the internet has not reacted well to her unveiling, with one NeoGAF thread going nuclear. And then Harada responded, via a series of lengthy tweets implying that Western fans are only interested in male fighters with WWE levels of muscle:

By the way, Are you Western only bulletin board? Hello small world. I’ll make a muscular and skinhead character for you.

Calm down and don’t worry. That character are East Asia and Europe ‘exclusive’. And I’ll say again. We’ve more new characters in TK7. She is JUST one of them.

Because you don’t need that character right? It’s simple thing. And I’ll say ‘Don’t worry’ again. I’ll release another character for you guys.

I said we’ve more new characters. Example: Looks well-muscled, skin-head, very powerful attack (I don’t like this idea but if you need).

In a franchise that includes an out of control baby dinosaur, a cyborg ninja samurai dude and a professor who fights exclusively with the bedridden style of martial arts, I think there’s plenty of space for Lucky Chloe. I’d hate to see her become a territory exlcusive. Hell, I want to play as her already. Although I wouldn’t put it past Bandai Namco to make Lucky Chloe a DLC character for when the game hits home consoles.

Last Updated: December 9, 2014

38 Comments

  1. *grabs the cricket bat

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  2. RinceThis

    December 9, 2014 at 13:04

    I just vomited a little…

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    • Admiral Chief BellatorMachina

      December 9, 2014 at 13:05

      Tastes like chicken?

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      • RinceThis

        December 9, 2014 at 13:05

        Tastes like pink 0_O

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        • Admiral Chief BellatorMachina

          December 9, 2014 at 13:06

          You taste pink? Oh well that clears that up

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 9, 2014 at 13:29

      a little candy floss.

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  3. Kikmi

    December 9, 2014 at 13:09

    Lets just remember there was a walking tree and a panda. Nobody said shit about that.

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  4. I'm really feeling it! (Umar)

    December 9, 2014 at 13:10

    “I’ll make a muscular and skinhead character for you.”

    Fuck yes Harada….Why are people being such assholes. Oh yes, Tekken forces you to play as her right?…What??! They don’t force you???……
    People need to grow up. Moe is a thing, okay?….Chill out and play as Jack then if you’re so offended by moe…..FFS

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    • Zazon Zenzy

      December 11, 2014 at 18:25

      Can I say this?

      Sucks to be you, west!

      Bamco is the good guy who listens to the fans there. Don’t blame Bamco or call anything bad to them for that! You guys want it, so you guys should be happy!

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  5. Kikmi

    December 9, 2014 at 13:10

    Fighting style mimics Eddy quite a bit though.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 9, 2014 at 13:23

      Was thinking the same

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  6. I'm really feeling it! (Umar)

    December 9, 2014 at 13:12

    Holy shit this chick has some sick juggles!!!

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  7. CAE9872

    December 9, 2014 at 13:13

    The internet is housed by retards…

    No wait…ummm…sorry what’s the topic again?

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  8. Ross Woofels Mason

    December 9, 2014 at 13:16

    To be honest as much as I love my anime and my cats, she is way too over the top for my taste. The other big issue is she pretty much looks like Tekkens answer to Mari Rose in Dead or Alive, the first time I saw the picture with no tekken logo I thought it was a costume for her.

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  9. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 9, 2014 at 13:24

    Without watching the video I’ll guess she has an irritating high-pitched voice too?

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 9, 2014 at 13:28

      Your powers of perception amazes me

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 9, 2014 at 13:31

        I have these flashes.

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  10. HairyEwok

    December 9, 2014 at 13:26

    uhhhhhh wtf did i just watch…. Did kuma change into a mainstreamed female anime character?
    Edit: Noted now that the moves are similar to Eddy Gordo too. Guess it’s Eddy’s daughter XD

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  11. Quo Vadis?

    December 9, 2014 at 13:26

    Anita Sanseerkian is prolly going to give birth to a cactus when she sees this!

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  12. Hammersteyn

    December 9, 2014 at 13:27

    Frankly people that has a problem can fuck off. Tekken has always had a hugely diverse roster. Or they can make their own game instead of complaining. If I was Harada I would add Lighting as well as a big fuck you to the internet. Bring on Tekken 7.

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    • HairyEwok

      December 9, 2014 at 13:31

      Can’t add lightning, Mortal Kombat (Raiden) will be all over that with ninja lawyers from the future weilding nun-chucks of fuck you.

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 9, 2014 at 13:32

        Oh yeah, I mean they already have Rain dresses in purple.

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      • Michael Matusowsky

        December 9, 2014 at 17:25

        BUT… JIN KAZAMA HAD LIGHTING BASED ATTACKS IN TEKKEN 3. MY LIFE IS A LIE.

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        • HairyEwok

          December 10, 2014 at 08:45

          That was just Jin doing the shuffle letting of a tiny bit of spark hahaha.

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  13. HairyEwok

    December 9, 2014 at 13:36

    Looking at the header image i’ve thought now how the hell do you hit hard when your hands are inside fluffy paws….. are they steel toed or err well steel handed?

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  14. Lord Chaos

    December 9, 2014 at 13:37

    I should not have eaten before reading the first paragraph.

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  15. WitWolfy

    December 9, 2014 at 13:39

    This bitch is KAWAII!!

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  16. ToshZA

    December 9, 2014 at 13:49

    Cute cat lady in a fighting game? I’d hit that. 😀

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  17. Rick de Klerk

    December 9, 2014 at 13:54

    “Felicity”? It’s Felicia, man.

    Come on, it’s like you can’t remember the exact details of an obscure character from a fighting series released 20 years ago.

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  18. Captain JJ Fantasticus

    December 9, 2014 at 14:06

    This is typically Tekken, I don’t see why people should hate on it.

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  19. DrKiller

    December 9, 2014 at 15:22

    Lollipop Chainsaw joining Tekken…. Just when I thought it’ll never get better 🙂

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  20. Michael Matusowsky

    December 9, 2014 at 17:23

    SHE LOOKS FUCKING GREAT CAN THE INTERNET FUCK OFF. I WANT HER. IN MY PANTS.

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  21. vicky john

    December 10, 2014 at 13:58

    I am sure this character ranks first in “Worst video game character in 2014” .damn..
    Mixture of pink bugs bunny and barbie doll..

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