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The XCOM shooter may still be alive

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I’ve got sources man! Leads into all kinds of mysteries! And according to the FedEx guy who just dropped off a mysterious parcel, proof that XCOM is still alive!

In all honesty though, it’s kind of an obvious mystery. Let’s take a look at the contents of what I just received. First off, there’s the 1950s Americana style office box.

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Thus, the mystery begins. Inside, I found a “top secret” dossier with a postcard for Pima in New Mexico:

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A brochure map for Rosemont, in the state of Georgia:

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A Zippo lighter engraved with Eradite Verum and an ashtray with what I hope is not dried blood:

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A mysterious letter from a “X” person:

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A role of film that I have no idea what the hell is on it:

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Some fresh coffee-stained documents:

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And one hell of a lot of shredded paper. Fortunately, I’m socially inept so I’ll probably spend the night gluing these documents back together.

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So where’s the proof you say, about this being related to the XCOM shooter? Well, go into Google, type in “Rosemont Georgia” and what do you get? This link to a Wiki dedicated to that apparently dead game.

Second, the documents. The shredded one reads like the concerns of a paranoid survivalist, with questions such as “What noise does a dog make?” and “What is your favourite sports team?”. Each question also has the optimal response, and suspicious behaviour to watch out for.

Then you’ve got the after action report, which further hints at extra-terrestrial action. Poor Calvin Edwards. He was apparently killed in action by an unknown slicing action and massive blacked out bits of text. The documents also detail that all agents are on high alert…except for Agent Carter. Does that name ring a bell? It should, he was the lead character in the original reveal for the game.

Third, when I held that strip of micro-film, technology that is deader than sympathy for Margaret Thatcher, I could see what appears to be the All-Spark cube from the Transformers movies hovering over a park. Where have I seen that before?

Fourth, you’ve got the ashtray and lighter, which are covered in “black gunk”. The Zippo has the words “Eradite Verum” on it. The rough translation of that is “scrape or “erase”  the truth.”  Incidentally, the package was posted by a “Mr Veritas” as well. Tinfoil hats, engage!

The thing is though, I don’t reckon that this is for an XCOM game with FPS mechanics.  2K has been hush hush so far with the property, and with XCOM: Enemy Unknown proving to be a big hit, going forward with this would sour those positive vibes. Honestly? I think that old XCOM shooter is being re-branded as a new franchise. And I’ve got no problem with that whatsoever. Yes, this has been some cleverly obvious marketing, but one that has tapped into my Murder She Wrote love of mysteries.

Well played games industry, well played.

Last Updated: April 23, 2013

39 Comments

  1. WOW, just WOW.

    Did I mention WOW?

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    • Rincethis: Spellalicious

      April 23, 2013 at 12:23

      Shut up, what you mention holds no care in my blackened heart!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 23, 2013 at 12:27

        I HOLD A DOUBLE DOWN IN MY HAND CURRENTLY as well.

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        • Rincethis: Spellalicious

          April 23, 2013 at 12:38

          Now I know you are lying!

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          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 12:41

            Booya!

            Let the rage start!

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 12:44

            There will be NO hugs today @twitter-320146757:disqus I have my plans for today, I have my plans!

          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 12:45

            HAHAHA.

            Now to complete my torture of you……

            (cue the suspense music)

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 13:00

            That is not your thumb! You must have picked it out the bin! Sis!

          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 13:03

            Like I said before, denial is NOT a river in Egypt!

            😛

            Would you care for some more news to brighten up your day?

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 13:06

            “In the words of the Virgin Mary, Bring it you cocksucker!”

          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 13:08

            After all we have been through together, all the troll slaying, the adventures…

            You result in saying this?

            I’m hurt man, really hurt

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 13:18

            Mwahahahaha! Yes, I thought dropping down to the level of most CoD players would smart you right in the eye! #nevercrossrincethis

          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 13:48

            Pfff, oh so by the way I just picked up “supplies” from warehouse downstairs, and I grin becoz its funneeeee

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 14:03

            Stella, I see, this explains your overly aggressive trolling using my t-shirt, stolen when I was helping a kitten out of a tree. Wife beater beer, now all is understood! *waves fist, DAMN YOU!

          • Admiral Chief Erwin

            April 23, 2013 at 14:15

            YOU STEAL KITTEH???

          • TechniKyle

            April 23, 2013 at 13:10

            Erwin you little tit, what happened to you healthy lunches! I haven’t grilled you since you left Twitter!

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 23, 2013 at 13:20

            well, I’m pretty sure he’s moved away from ‘grillings’ and is currently enjoying a deep-fried chicken caused cardio-attack 🙂

      • Slade Boender

        April 23, 2013 at 12:27

        Group hug! (Grope hug?)

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  2. DieJason

    April 23, 2013 at 12:18

    Socially inept? You probably prepared the package and sent it to yourself, just to interact with your readers.

    MYSTERY SOLVED.

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 23, 2013 at 12:23

      You’re a bigger liar than my imaginary girlfriend. SHUT UP SUSAN! GAWD, I’M WORKING!

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 23, 2013 at 12:23

      You’re a bigger liar than my imaginary girlfriend. SHUT UP SUSAN! GAWD, I’M WORKING!

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      April 23, 2013 at 12:37

      A winnar is DieJason!!!

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  3. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 23, 2013 at 12:21

    I hope I am wrong, but I detect the hype train…

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 23, 2013 at 12:24

      I get ya. There most likely will be a reveal for the game soon, but this is all that we know for now. It is marketing, but I had fun decoding the mystery for the box today.

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  4. Anon A Mouse

    April 23, 2013 at 12:26

    Did you try to light the black gunk on fire?

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    • Slade Boender

      April 23, 2013 at 12:27

      Thats actually one hell of an idea. DO IT DARRYN!!

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 23, 2013 at 12:30

      NOT A BAD IDEA!

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 23, 2013 at 12:36

        DO EEEEEEEET!

        Oh, and post pictawrs as well

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      • Lourens Jordaan

        April 23, 2013 at 13:58

        Dammit Darryn!!! They gave you one little instruction in order to keep things secret and you go display it on the interwebs! The box said BURN AFTER OPENING

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  5. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 23, 2013 at 12:51

    I can use the scene backdrop to figure out where Darryn stays….

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    • Anon A Mouse

      April 23, 2013 at 12:52

      Next to the train tracks under the second bridge. Not that difficult really….

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  6. Matthew Figueira

    April 23, 2013 at 13:11

    And after all of that you never posted pic of yourself putting on some shades and saying YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH?!

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 23, 2013 at 13:28

      I couldn’t find my tinfoil hat, but don’t say that I never do anything for you.

      Reply

  7. nighthawk1

    May 3, 2013 at 07:06

    did you ever get around to piecing together the shredded bits? curious if theres anything relevant on them

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