Have you played Sanctum and its sequel from Coffee Stain Studios? If you had, you’d have noticed a wealth of potential. The obviously very talented bunch there knows what they’re doing, and their next title could well become the Game Of All Time.
For funsies, they’re making a goat simulator..but not just any Goat simulator. Nope, they’re making a next-gen one. Ever wondered what it would be like to be a goat? Of course you have; they’re magical animals. who wouldn’t want to see what it’s like peering out at the world from behind those beady eyes.
According to Coffee Stain Studios, they’re“playing around a bit with programming stuff” and Goat simulator “not our next IP.” It really bloody well should be though, because this looks amazing. It’s such a fantastic, realistic depiction of the every day life of a goat – and it’s got people quite interested. Interested enough that the company is thinking more about what to do with the thing.
It was cobbled together for the Global Game Jam, but there’s been an overwhelming interest in the simulator.
“When I woke up today my video with the damn goat had 100,000 views, which is like more than all our other real game trailers the last year combined,” Armin Ibrisagic, Coffee Stain Studios PR manager told Vice. “So yeah, we’re really stoked that people have shown such an interest in our pet (heh, pet) project!”
"Now that people have shown such an interest in it, but we don’t want to promise anything…we’re going to listen to people’s opinions in the coming couple of days and see how it goats,” he said.
Last Updated: February 5, 2014
oVg 60fps > 30fps
February 5, 2014 at 14:35
G.O.A.T. Vet approves.
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 14:41
Oh, you win this one.
RinceThis2014
February 5, 2014 at 14:54
WIN 🙂
Unavengedavo
February 5, 2014 at 15:11
http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/uttake.php?id=97660
Kromas
February 5, 2014 at 14:35
Now if COD used this GOAT instead of Riley then I would have played all night on the best COD ever.
oVg 60fps > 30fps
February 5, 2014 at 14:36
But but… what about the fish? You know? That MASSIVE feature that took up 1 third of the XBONE reveal?
😛
Kromas
February 5, 2014 at 14:40
They should have just cut in scenes from Piranha 3D. Would have saved them loads of money. 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 14:39
Bah. Needs more RAM.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 14:54
like this?
Unavengedavo
February 5, 2014 at 16:51
Here you go… http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
oVg 60fps > 30fps
February 5, 2014 at 14:55
You kidder
Unavengedavo
February 5, 2014 at 15:03
Darn it… I was going to ask how much RAM it would need to run 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 15:05
More than Titanfall.
Unavengedavo
February 5, 2014 at 15:09
…
That Tall Ork Norm
February 5, 2014 at 15:27
Bwahaha!
oVg 60fps > 30fps
February 5, 2014 at 16:49
Tali Bah
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 14:41
Sales in Australia soar.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 14:42
Don’t think Stephen should review it.
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 14:42
LOL
Kromas
February 5, 2014 at 14:42
Comparing Goats to sheep is an insult to all Australians everywhere. They have class Ill have you know. 😛
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 14:43
Oh. Sorry. I just saw something to put on the braai.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 14:50
Sheep braai >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goat braai
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 14:59
Braai > any other social gathering
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 15:12
I dunno, I’d rather jam games than braai tbh (and I LOOOOVE teh BRAAI)
Mossel
February 5, 2014 at 15:19
That depends…how hungry are you?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 15:20
I’ll get my wife to braai, she knows I like my meat barely dead
Mossel
February 5, 2014 at 15:21
You have a wife that knows how to handle your meat? xD She’s a keeper.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 15:22
Indeed, happily married this side
Kromas
February 5, 2014 at 16:42
My lans always turn into a braai at some point.
Stephen Snook
February 5, 2014 at 15:09
You’re thinking New Zealand.
If there was a casual racism simulator, oh man, best selling game in rural Australia.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 15:14
potato, potahto 😉
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 15:15
MASH
Unavengedavo
February 5, 2014 at 15:17
No,no, no… You got it all wrong, it’s “You say potato, I say fuck you” 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 15:18
lol. A friend had a t-shirt that said that.
General JJ the ashamed
February 6, 2014 at 08:52
Haha. LOL. Sorry.
Umar Hyakutaro [S]
February 5, 2014 at 14:48
I goat to get this game when it comes out.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 5, 2014 at 14:49
That’s bad, and you should feel bad.
Umar Hyakutaro [S]
February 5, 2014 at 14:52
That didn’t float your goat?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 14:55
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Umar
Umar Hyakutaro [S]
February 5, 2014 at 14:56
Says the guy with the goatee 😛
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
February 5, 2014 at 14:57
Maybe he should feel b-a-a-a-a-ad
Rock789
February 5, 2014 at 14:48
Great game for those who’ve played “Farming Simulator” and are wanting to experience it from another perspective…
Still, I can’t help feel there’s no hope left for humanity anymore…
General JJ the ashamed
February 5, 2014 at 15:00
Wait until this becomes an MMO
Rock789
February 5, 2014 at 15:08
Sad thing is I can actually picture that happening… o_O **shudder**
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 5, 2014 at 15:58
LOOOOOOOL barrel roll!
Rock789
February 5, 2014 at 16:08
“I’m Commander Sheppard and this is NOT my favourite game on the Citadel.”
derp
February 6, 2014 at 08:47
As long as they have a goat tower I will buy it.