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It’s 50 shades of geek with these Star Wars sex toys

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Safe word?

Not so long, long ago in a bedroom that happened to not be far, far enough from my bed, some dorm mates were getting BIZZAY. There are plenty of marital aids out there, to help spice up a relationship. From that neck massager in your mom’s draw, to a suspicious pump that should only be handled with chemical gloves, the options are varied. Especially if you’re looking for something more nerdcore.

From Etsy seller Geek Kink comes this assortment of toys that require two consenting adults of legal age and a few safe words as well. Lightsaber whips, themed restraints and Empire-endorsed paddles: It’s all good.

Use the force Luke! WHAP! WHAP!

Last Updated: April 29, 2013

23 Comments

  1. I get sex toys and I get Star wars branded stuff, but I don’t get them together. Look sure I bet there are the odd fellow that gets his girl to dress up as Leia as seen in Jedi. (I know I sure make a great Jabba, same physique you see) but I can’t see this happening so much that these products are going to be marketing success.

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    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      April 29, 2013 at 18:49

      I’m still trying to find a partner that is willing to dress up as a Gungan for my bedroom adventures…

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      • Andre116

        April 29, 2013 at 19:05

        I have a thing for R2D2, so whenever I see a trash can…

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        • Admiral Chief Erwin

          April 30, 2013 at 07:46

          O_O

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          April 30, 2013 at 07:53

          That’s so dirty…. Giggity!

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      • Weanerdog

        April 29, 2013 at 19:56

        That brings a whole new meaning to F#&% Jar Jar Binks

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:47

        Yousa liken dissen?

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          April 30, 2013 at 07:53

          Ag sies!

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        • Sageville

          April 30, 2013 at 09:47

          I looool’d

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      • Sageville

        April 30, 2013 at 09:46

        Hop, Hop, Hopa Gungan Style!

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  2. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 29, 2013 at 19:47

    Lol. So much weird

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  3. HvR

    April 29, 2013 at 22:04

    Header fail Darryn, think these were a lot more appropriate.

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  4. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 30, 2013 at 07:46

    Is nothing sacred???????????

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 30, 2013 at 07:53

      Star Wars: The Dominatrix Strikes Back

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      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 30, 2013 at 07:54

        O_O

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      • Snormossel

        April 30, 2013 at 08:36

        Star Wars: Revenge of the Shit, the all-anal final. (It’s from Zack and Miri makes a Porno, before people start frowing at me…)

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  5. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 30, 2013 at 07:55

    I don’t think this is what Disney had in mind when they signed that contract for a new range of Star Wars themed toys….

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  6. Trevor Davies

    April 30, 2013 at 08:02

    They forgot the most important piece

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  7. Sageville

    April 30, 2013 at 09:45

    I did get excited, but after viewing their offerings….

    Not one vibrating Lightsaber dildo! Not one!
    Does anyone see a Princess Leia Gold Bikini? No! Not Found!! WTF!!

    I mean what self respecting Star-wars themed sex shop does not have a vibrating lightsaber dildo!!!

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  8. Paul Fouche

    April 30, 2013 at 11:19

    hahahahah no ways!!

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