It’s 50 shades of geek with these Star Wars sex toys

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Safe word?

Not so long, long ago in a bedroom that happened to not be far, far enough from my bed, some dorm mates were getting BIZZAY. There are plenty of marital aids out there, to help spice up a relationship. From that neck massager in your mom’s draw, to a suspicious pump that should only be handled with chemical gloves, the options are varied. Especially if you’re looking for something more nerdcore.

From Etsy seller Geek Kink comes this assortment of toys that require two consenting adults of legal age and a few safe words as well. Lightsaber whips, themed restraints and Empire-endorsed paddles: It’s all good.

Use the force Luke! WHAP! WHAP!

Last Updated: April 29, 2013

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