Batman Reviews – Thief

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Earlier today, Gavin asked you wonderful lot if you’d like to throw some cash at him so that he can kick ass in a court case. Once again, you guys haven’t just been radical, you’ve smashed any and all our expectations. On Twitter, a donation was promised if I reviewed a game while dressed up as Batman. Never one to disappoint (Unless you ask certain ladies), I duly obliged. Here’s that review.

Big thanks to @NfernoZA for suggesting this. Now I’m off to the chemist, because it feels like marlboro just karate-chopped my larynx.

Last Updated: February 26, 2014

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Darryn Bonthuys

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  • Spathi

    Dude, I’ll fricken pay a monthly fee to see you do this more! Next challenge, review game as Bertman while eating a bhut jolokia chili or better yet, as Sperterman and use the webs from your mouth to shoot random people!!

    • Kensei Seraph

      The chili might make the voice permanent though.

  • Rikus

    I lol’ed. Every reviewer needs the “Batmans”-system to review a game

  • Gustav Minnie

    Batman in a Kobus Wiese Lee jean, nice.


    The cat is very very relaxed, you must do this often 😛
    Great stuff 🙂

  • hairyknees



    Nice to see the Batman collection in numeric order 🙂

    #Rock789 😉

    • Alien Emperor Trevor


  • Gareth L (That Guy)

    There are no words… there is only Batman.

  • Hammersteyn

    More videos like this, we make a demand!

    • Matewis Jubilai

      Ugh, the mere sight of a vuvuzela makes me cringe in anticipation of the imminent cries of a hellish succubus waxing its nethra yayeh

  • Hammersteyn
    • Kensei Seraph

      You haven’t fed me in 6 months…
      The only reason you still live is nostalgia.

      • Hammersteyn

        That seems about right.

      • Sageville


  • Kensei Seraph


  • Umar Reborn

    MORE OF THIS!!!!!!

    • Hammersteyn

      Darryn needs a villain. Geoff could be the Penguin, Zoe could be Catwoman. Not sure about Gavin though.

      • Mr Freeze 🙂

        • Hammersteyn

          That would be awesome. You could chase Darryn with a fire extinguisher!

  • Umar Reborn

    Your cats must be thinking…”Dafuq is my master doing……meow”

    EDIT:…Cats meow to themselves when they think…….

    • Mossel

      Duh that’s like basic science…

    • Skoobaz

      Edit: Dafuq is my minion doing..?

      • Umar Reborn

        Funny because that is actually what cats think of us..

        “Pamper me human!”

        • Skoobaz

          Got two cats, The missus is like they’re cute and adorable. But I know the truth. Cats are Evol…

          • Umar Reborn

            LOL Same here…she’s all gaga over them, but I see the way they look at men…I sleep with one eye open.

  • Unavengedavo

    Now that’s taking one for the team…. Gavin, you should give that man a raise

    • Hammersteyn

      Gavin raises the back of his hand towards Darryn everyday

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        No daddy NO!

  • ToshZA

    That bed is worse than mine. LOL. Didn’t think that was possible.

    • Hammersteyn

      I have trouble finding mine sometimes in the clutter

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Batman is such a dick. Garret’s parents are DDDDDEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      Well, Batman is probably like ‘did you watch them die in an alley? No? Then man up!”

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    It’s obviously not cold in PE. No Bat-nipples.

    • Hammersteyn

      Suit wasn’t designed by Joel

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      Plasters from the chaffing?

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Is that what you use when wearing your gimp suit?

  • RinceandGATHERTroops!

    Soooo awesome! We want more of this, please!

  • Mythryl

    Dude you need to clean your room!

  • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    Lol this made me laugh. Thanx for the laugh on a Thursday morning 🙂

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas

    Cat just does NOT seem to give a shit

  • Admiral Chief in Vegas


  • VampyreSquirrel

    lol! The cat is epic… was more epic than watching Darryn. Darryn’s Batman voice is pretty well done though.

    Oh, you need to teach your cat some manners, licking itself while on a youtube vid… tsk tsk tsk.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      It’s a cat licking video with Batman in the background. According to the cat.

  • You guys really need to do more reviews like this…

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