When I first heard of Timur Bekmambetovs’ upcoming period piece ass-kicker, I was filled with a certain level of disbelief. After all, how could the great emancipator and his trademark top hat make a film about Civil War vampires interesting? Then I saw some footage, and immediately, blood started flowing into certain extremities. This was a film that I could …
Words cannot express just how excited I am for the new Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter movie. It is to me what Prometheus is to our other writer, Kervyn, and yes, I have been excessively pouring over the most minute details for this film, while the latest trailer has plenty of new footage that will keep me going for months. There’s …
Just why exactly is everybody so obsessed with Abraham Lincoln? He may have been the great emancipator, but in fiction, he’s been everything from a cyborg fighting tyrannical robots to the best friend of a retarded child. But the latest piece of media to feature the 16th President of the United States has really thrown the stove-pipe hat into the …
Vampires suck. No, I’m not talking about the obvious or a terrible parody film on the Twilight series (Although I do blame that franchise for a sudden decline in awesome Nosferatu films). With Vampires now seen as romantic soulless denizens of the night, all the mystery, intrigue and terror of the myth has been wiped away quicker than my salary …
Have you ever double-checked your doors at night because something just didn’t feel secure? …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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