Guillermo del Toro’s planned his own darker take on the fabled Pinocchio - but in a new statement Del Toro says that the Pinocchio Movie Is ‘Not Happening'

I’m not quite the convert to the Church of The Bull* that some people are around here, as I’ve always felt that while Guillermo Del Toro’s works are highly imaginative, all his works (with the possible exception of Pan’s Labyrinth) just lacked a bit of narrative spark. But, man oh man, did they look great. And while we have no idea whether …