There has been an awakening in this new teaser for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Teaser trailers for trailers are pants. Poopy, soiled, horribly stinky pants. They’re the very epitome of terrible Hollywood marketing shenanigans. I hate them more than getting cold called by people with dodgy accents trying to sell me cellphone packages. THEY’RE THE WORST, is what I’m saying, and I wish whoever came up with the idea gets tossed into the sun. …