STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS character names revealed

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Lightsabers! Special effects!, X-Wings! Fan overreaction to a small part of the plot! Yep, looks like Star Wars: The Force Awakens is checking every box in the list for required Star Wars tropes. And now, it can check silly names off of that list as well.Director JJ Abrams and LucasFilm revealed the names of several new Star Wars characters, through the age-old medium of trading cards. The bubblegum was nowhere to be found, and is presumed to be delicious. Entertainment Weekly has all the images, and isn’t willing to trade any of them for Star Wars Tazos:

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And now you know the name of the gift that all kids are going to want for Christmas next year.

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Daisy Ridley’s character finally has a name! But what’s her last name then? I have a feeling that the answer may be a fan favourite shocker.

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Oscar Issac’s character Poe Dameron is seen here leading his squad-mates, Lala Talion, Dipsie Puul Flota and Tinki3-Winki3 into battle.


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I’ll be honest, and admit that Kylo Ren is a completely bitchin’ Sith name. And most likely the name of a ton of baby boys in the neat future.


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Stormtrooper J4ke, has yet to find  John Boyega’s character.

The Force Awakens on December 18, 2015, and stars Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker and Warwick Davis, along with newcomers Boyega, Ridley, Isaac, Adam Driver, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Lupita Nyong’o and Gwendoline Christie.

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Last Updated: December 12, 2014

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