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There has been an awakening in this new teaser for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

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Teaser trailers for trailers are pants. Poopy, soiled, horribly stinky pants. They’re the very epitome of terrible Hollywood marketing shenanigans. I hate them more than getting cold called by people with dodgy accents trying to sell me cellphone packages. THEY’RE THE WORST, is what I’m saying, and I wish whoever came up with the idea gets tossed into the sun.

And now that we’ve established that… HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THE NEW TEASER TRAILER FOR THE NEXT STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS TRAILER?!! Did you see who has a lightsaber?! Oh be still my geeky heart!

There has been an awakening… #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

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Okay, so maybe that glorious Drew Struzan illustrated poster from last week already gave it away that John Boyega’s Stormtrooper Finn will actually be getting in on the (Jedi?!) lightsaber action, but having an illustration of somebody posing with a lightsaber and seeing footage of somebody about to get into a serious lightsaber battle with a badass Dark Side mofo like Adam Driver’s Kylo Ren are two totally different things entirely.

Oh and by the by, the teaser is for a new full trailer that will more than likely be unveiled as part of a big fancy event during which the Star Wars: The Force Awakens toy line will be revealed live around the world. All of which is just going to make the wait until the movie’s release on December 18 feel even longer.

Last Updated: August 28, 2015


  1. I am so over this, already. – Is what I keep telling myself so that I don’t go full Umar and loose my mind.


  2. Unavengedavo

    August 28, 2015 at 09:38

    Wait, so Finn was a Storm trooper who left the empire. Then he became a Jedi? O_o

    This sounds a lot like Kyle Katarn’s origin 😛


    • Kervyn Cloete

      August 28, 2015 at 09:54

      Well they did say that while the EU is no longer canon, they were not going to be completely tossing away some of the great ideas that came out of there. This is probably the first one.


      • Unavengedavo

        August 28, 2015 at 09:58

        I am glad that they kinda kept that idea alive


  3. The Sten

    August 28, 2015 at 10:11

    This is why we need cryogenic stasis sleeps invented ASAP! I cant handle the next few months…. ;_;


  4. konfab

    August 28, 2015 at 10:58

    Well at least we know the black dude isn’t going to die first. 🙂


  5. Kromas,powered by windows 10.

    August 28, 2015 at 17:01

    This my new message alert!


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