Watch Dogs is preparing for a new DLC, but it won't be in Chicago anymore.

I love bad movies. Not watching bad movies, mind you. No, I often feel like taking to my eyeballs with a spoon-shiv while doing that. I mean that as somebody who writes about movies, there are very few muses as efficient as an absolutely terrible film. And with all these awards being handed out for the truly great films, it’s …

Jersey Shore Shark Attack is the type of film where… Well, let’s just assume… I guess what I’m trying to say is…. That’s it. I got nothing. This movie looks too ridiculous for me to muster up a coherent thought about it right now. Last Updated: May 7, 2012

I don’t watch a lot of TV at all. I find it boring, not very stimulating and ninety percent of what’s on is sputum-ladened bull crap anyhow. I’d far rather play games. At least they require me to do something more than just sit on my butt, blithely absorbing whatever bollocks is piped through to me. Which leads me to …