There was something “off” about the first Expendables film – something unnecessarily mean-spirited and unlikeable. Perhaps it was the racist treatment of Jet Li’s character? Maybe it was the relentless and increasingly tedious, grim-faced brutality? Or it could have been the general unsportsmanlike nature of it all – with our heroes frequently double- and triple-teaming to beat the stuffing out …
Grizzly action heroes and lithe young dancers are duking it out at the South African box office from today. It’ll be interesting to see who emerges victorious (I suspect the Step Uppers), but either way it’s all about energy and adrenaline this week. Last Updated: August 17, 2012
It’s safe to say that the world isn’t exactly asking for more Scary Movie, despite the fact that alcoholic train wrecks such as Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan have signed on to appear. What the world does want more of though, is Terry Crews and his infectious enthusiastic madness, no doubt caused by the fact that the man happens to …
Me man. Me like like stuff go boom. Me also like flex muscles for camera with big bazooka in hand…. Huh huh. Me can’t wait for Veiny Stroke-face man’s Ekspendobals Expendubbils Big Action Movie With Guns and Muscles Sequel. All the muscle mans are in this. Even Beard-Man who rule internet, and Ballerina Kick Man from Brussel Sprouts. (Yeuch! Steak …
Just as promised by one Mr Terrence A. Crews, the full trailer to Expendables 2, the manliest movie ever made, came out last night. And boy it did not disappoint. This is pretty much the 80’s action version of The Avengers, except everybody is the love child of the Hulk and Tony Stark. It’s filled with enough explosions to make even Michael …
There is a trend currently in Hollywood that is driving me positively loco. No, I’m not talking hack job 3D conversions or Channing Tatum’s abs being cast in everything. No, I’m referring to teaser trailers for full length trailers, my ire for which has been been well documented on this site. So when I read the headline proclaiming that Expendables …
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A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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