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The full trailer for Expendables 2 has just exploded in your face!

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Just as promised by one Mr Terrence A. Crews, the full trailer to Expendables 2, the manliest movie ever made, came out last night. And boy it did not disappoint. This is pretty much the 80’s action version of The Avengers, except everybody is the love child of the Hulk and Tony Stark.

It’s filled with enough explosions to make even Michael Bay go “Daaaaaaammn”, vintage droll one-liners delivered like only Arnie can, Jean Claude Van Damme kicking somebody in the face like only he can and Sylvester Stallone throwing a motorocycle at a helictoper.



If you are in the possession of testicles, hell even testicle (singular), then chances are that your face has just gone full retard. And ladies, I would highly recommend you go have yourself checked out by a doctor ASAP. There’s a very high chance that you may have just spontaneously grown a penis and/or got impregnated via video.

Last Updated: May 4, 2012


  1. Sonny Bonds

    May 4, 2012 at 09:39

    Looks kuk…. i’ll go and watch because Van Damme is doing spinning kicks again 🙂
    There is a new Spidey trailer out… get it and feel the rainbow. It looks awesome.


  2. James Francis

    May 4, 2012 at 11:00

    Yes! I was worried that it looked a bit generic in the start. Then I realised Van Damme is the bad guy, plus Willis and Arnie have an actual action scene.


    • Justin Hess

      May 4, 2012 at 14:27

      Dude, Willis, Arnie AND Stallone have an action scene. Together. They’re firing machine guns. Together.

      It brought tears to my eye, that image. Really. All of them. Together at last.

      It was like We Are The World. But with machine guns


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