Yay! Finally a weekend top 10 that does not have movies aimed at kids! Well, technically it does – but we’re going to let this one slide. Last Updated: February 11, 2015

Well, at least now the Joburg peeps that didn’t get to see Fury on Tuesday thanks to our delightfully irregular load-shedding schedule can see it now! Fury April, 1945. As the Allies make their final push in the European Theatre, a battle-hardened army sergeant named Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) commands a Sherman tank and her five-man crew on a deadly mission …

If you were to ply an alpaca with enough alcohol to convince it to engage in sexual relations with a pile of lumber, the product of that unholy union would probably be Taylor Lautner. Possessing more abdominal muscles than he does facial expressions, the Twilight star does okay-ish in a supporting role where he is required to be as brainless he is …

Oh Hollywood. You never cease to amaze me when it comes to making a film based off of a fad that faded out years ago. The 1980s gave us such gems such as The Karate Kid, Point Break and probably something about roller-blading. Now, Hollywood is rebooting the eighties, as they pull Tracers out of their ass. As well their …

I’m pretty sure that there are people on this planet who would never recognize Taylor Lautner with his shirt on. But hey, I guess that when you possess pectoral muscles with more acting ability than your face, disrobing quickly becomes your go-to move. And with the Twilight series wrapping up and his co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson already having their …