Oh Hollywood. You never cease to amaze me when it comes to making a film based off of a fad that faded out years ago. The 1980s gave us such gems such as The Karate Kid, Point Break and probably something about roller-blading. Now, Hollywood is rebooting the eighties, as they pull Tracers out of their ass. As well their go-to well camouflaged pine treee, Taylor Lautner.
“Tracers” is an action thriller that follows New York City bicycle messenger, Cam who is the hottest thing on two wheels, but is in debt to an organized crime gang. When he crashes his bike into a sexy stranger, Nikki, Cam is immediately seduced by her and the thrill of the high-stakes world of parkour.
Point Break With Rooftops I mean Tracers is out next year. It stars Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner’s abs, Taylor Lautner’s new serious acting stubble, Marie Avgeropoulos, Rafi Gavron and Adam Rayner. The film already opened in several European markets, but I have no idea how to read Bulgarian ranting.
Last Updated: December 15, 2014
December 15, 2014 at 11:43
“high-stakes world of parkour”
But Parkour is the French martial art of running away O_o
December 15, 2014 at 12:09
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA…HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS!