Besides for warding myself against the voodoo that Ashton Kutcher must have employed to grant him such a creepily strong resemblance to late Apple chief Steve Jobs, I can’t really say that Jobs, the new biopic about the tech icon, has garnered much of a response from me. That all changed with this new trailer. Unfortunately said response was me facepalming …
He’s had to battle “fookin’ prawns” in District 9, the laws of physics in The A-Team and some space nasties in The Europa Report, but slowly but surely local boytjie Sharlto Copley is conquering Hollywood. And he didn’t have to cry in no bank queues neither, thank you very much Charlize Theron! For his next film, Elysium, he’s reteaming with his old buddy and …
If you’ve been eagerly awaiting Lamb of God, the directorial debut of Diablo Cody, the Oscar winning screenwriter responsible for Juno and Young Adult (and Jennifer’s Body, but we tend to just pretend that that one never happened), then I have some bad news for you: Lamb of God doesn’t exist anymore. No need to start flavouring your coffee with salty …
Wolfenstein: The New Order is shaping up nicely. Pity that it'll now only be out next year.
It’s been more than ten years since we last saw Riddick, fighting Necromongers in the sequel to his first outing, Pitch Black. In fact, it’s hard to believe that Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick are related. Those two films are radically different from one another, with many folks saying that first flick is superior to the second. I …
As we all know, Machete don’t text. But Danny Trejo’s crater-faced, mustachioed federale is a man of the times, and so he now uses his phone for much more modern applications. Like stabbing people. He’s going to have to upgrade if he means to take on a scenery chewing Mel Gibson (he has a missile pointed at Washington – how’s …
Family movies. They’re kind of predictable and towards the end, everyone resolves their differences. But the thing is, the family in We’re The Millers ain’t a family at all. Not in the conventional sense, as Jason Sudeikis leads a gang of paid for fake family members over the Mexican border in order to smuggle some drugs out of the country. …
Abigail Breslin is turning into quite the chameleon. No, this is not some spinoff from Darryn’s belief in our Lizard Overlords, but rather just an observation that ever since she first appeared on the scene with her Oscar nominated turn in the coming of age dramedy, Little Miss Sunshine, little miss Breslin has been genre hopping like a schizophrenic chameleon. And …
Filing a workers’ compensation claim through your employer seems like a simple task. You …
A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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