The enemy may have a missile but we have a new trailer for MACHETE KILLS!

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As we all know, Machete don’t text. But Danny Trejo’s crater-faced, mustachioed federale is a man of the times, and so he now uses his phone for much more modern applications. Like stabbing people.

He’s going to have to upgrade if he means to take on a scenery chewing Mel Gibson (he has a missile pointed at Washington – how’s that for a simple plot?) with his army of supersoldiers, like Sofia Vergara (and her double-D’s), Antonio Banderas, Demian Bichir and Cuba Gooding Jr. Did I say Cuba Gooding Jr? I meant Lady Gaga. Easy mistake to make, once you’ve seen this new trailer.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Machete Kills will be kicking some ass on October 11, 2013.

Last Updated: August 5, 2013

Kervyn Cloete

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