Oh to be a famous games critic who gets to review titles even before they release. Or even better, to be Yahtzee who gets to review a title that will never be released. Who else but Yahtzee could be the first to review Duke Nukem Forever. Let’s see how it really turned out after all. Last Updated: May 28, 2009

It’s a game with semi naked women, evil Nazi’s (do you even get good Nazi’s?) and tons of weapons… What could possibly go wrong with this equation? Well they gave all the guns to the bad Nazi’s and force you to sneak around and pretend you’re an enemy nurse… Confused yet? Then let Yahtzee exaplin to you how badly it …

I was sitting in bed last night about 2 AM and I suddenly realised that I had forgotten to post Yahtzee’s latest rant on the site like I normally do on Thursdays. I felt so bad that I instantly gave Yahtzee a call to apologise and let me tell you he was fuming, I honestly didn’t think he cared that …

It seems like Yahtzee has the same schedule as we do at the moment seeing as the last time we were running a competition it was HAWX and he took it upon himself to review that very title. This week we are running a Chronicles of Riddick competition and he has once again delivered by uploading a video review of …

It’s that time of the week again and this time Yahtzee has decided to dip his toe back into the world of survival horror games with Siren Blood Curse. I personally have never played Siren Blood Curse and with a name like that I think I may quite easily live the rest of my life without forking money over for …

Most of the time life feels more like a drunken ramble through the streets rather than anything really planned but every now and then someone turns the lights on and hands you a cup of coffee. Our HAWX competition was scheduled to end last night and as I started to tally up the entries I realised I had completely screwed …

MadWorld unfortunately didn’t set the world on fire when it was released a little while back and it is now come time for Yahtzee to explain why it didn’t. Well to be honest I think it didn’t do that well as the market for M rated games on the Wii is just a little small and Yahtzee’s reasons are more …

Unfortunately there isn’t much memorable from this weeks Zero Punctuation apart from that horrifying thought of replacing the cream with Branston Pickle. Maybe it’s because I know that Chinatown Wars is a good game and any complaints about it just seem misplaced? Last Updated: April 9, 2009