Friday Fight Club! Wrestlemania duality match!

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Seeing as how I’m all on my own today, I’ve annexed the office, declared certain TV shows to now be films, and have made the cat second-in-command.

Which is why in Friday Fight Club today, we’ll see none other than the Legendary Colin “Bomber” Harris go one on one, with Colin “Bomber” Harris! Let the games begin!

Colin “Bomber” Harris

Ladies and gentlemen, don’t let the scrawny looks of Harris fool you. He’s a one man wrecking crew, several feet and inches of pure power, all wrapped up in one murderous miming package.

With enough wrestling skill to fill an entire WWE locker room, this is one athlete that you don’t want to tangle with, a tornado of headlocks and submission techniques, and tonight, Colin “Bomber” Harris is going to learn just how dangerous Colin “Bomber” Harris really is!

-Darryn “Mother’s hands” Bonthuys

Colin “Bomber” Harris

Colin “Bomber” Harris? Please, what kind of a name is that? If you can judge a book by its cover, then Colin “Bomber” Harris is about to do to Colin “Bomber” Harris some page-wripping and spine-bending, as there’s no way that anyone can survive five minutes in the ring with him.

He’s speedy, quick-witted and even quicker with the strikes, a veritable killing machine that’ll hit you so hard, you’ll reincarnate with the bruises in your next lifetime.

-Darryn “Mother’s hands” Bonthuys

Last Updated: July 20, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

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