So winter has left you cold, has it? Well it’s a good thing I’m here! My number one method for staying warm should help ya out. First, grab some undies. Then, chuck ‘em in the microwave until they start smoking. Next, apply a generous amount of deep heat to the inside of those garments. Five, profit!
In Other News: Minecraft expands in your pocket, China scalps the Oculus Rift, Smash some Pac-Man, die hard with a bard and you’ll never look at kitchens the same way again after you’ve seen The Raid 2: Berandal.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy attempting to be back in a whizz on a Telly Fun Quiz.
News
UK Game charts – Sniper Elite 3 scores another number one
Cannon Brawl opens fire on Mac, beta launching tomorrow
Minecraft meets Civilisation in Civcraft
Dragon Age Inquisition gains a die-hard bard with Leliana
Mighty Number 9 opens up new crowd-funding campaign, teases cartoon show
Minecraft Pocket Edition update adds infinite worlds update
Scalpers force Oculus to suspend Rift orders in China
Pac-Man stage revealed for Smash Bros on 3DS
Stuff
What’s more important, airport security or video games?
How Gran Turismo plans to save motorsports from itself
Cats are very serious about video games
Videos
Bulb Boy – Kickstarter trailer
Pop Facts – Final Fantasy and the invisible NPC
Hatsune Miku Project Diva F2 – Her voice reaches you trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Razorback
We Review The Raid 2 – A savagely brutal and unrelenting crime epic
Taste the colour of music in this first trailer and images for Jimi: All Is By My Side
Monday Box Office Report – Flops in disguise
We Review Transformers: Age Of Extinction – Less than meets the eye
It’s time to enroll in Robotech Academy!
Don’t trust anyone in this trailer for Before I Go To Sleep
Model: Mya-Barrymore
Last Updated: July 7, 2014
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 7, 2014 at 16:05
Oh how far we have come…
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Alien Emperor Trevor
July 7, 2014 at 16:12
Telly Fun Quiz!
Sk3tz0
July 7, 2014 at 16:20
FUCK! I believe the South African 80s was worse than the UK and USA 80s lol… some reason i lus for a wimpy burger..
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 7, 2014 at 16:44
It was on during the 90’s, proof that everything coming to SA took 10 years
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
July 7, 2014 at 18:20
As long as you don’t start reciting the new wimpy ads. Yoh those irritate me
VampyreSquirrel
July 7, 2014 at 16:23
Is that your TellyQuack?
Spaffy
July 7, 2014 at 16:24
Is that you?
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 7, 2014 at 16:47
* Insert stupid joke told my creepy pedo fat guy * Get your Telly Qauck now for only R19-95 at your nearest Shell service station
VampyreSquirrel
July 7, 2014 at 16:54
That Telly Quack sold for R90!
WTF!?
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 7, 2014 at 17:02
So investing old TV1 show branded merchandise delivers an average return of 7.5%
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
July 7, 2014 at 18:19
I had one of those! In fact my wife still has one!
Sageville
July 7, 2014 at 21:31
@Admiral_Chief:disqus crits you for 1984 Nostalgia damage, You LoL.
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 7, 2014 at 16:06
Mental note: Always refuse anything from Darryn’s kitchen that required a microwave…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 7, 2014 at 16:10
Is it my imagination or does she have a mean sock tan?
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 7, 2014 at 16:11
Hahahahaha, well, I didn’t want to say anything…
Dutch Matrix
July 7, 2014 at 16:12
Foot fetishist!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 7, 2014 at 16:13
Why couldn’t she have had a 3rd boob for me to spot instead? 🙁
Dutch Matrix
July 7, 2014 at 16:14
Because this is not Total Recall, but real life?
Sith JJ
July 7, 2014 at 16:21
If it’s the Total Recall remake then I don’t want to live anymore.
Sageville
July 7, 2014 at 21:35
Shame man, let the man have his tri-boobage-sock-tan fetish fantasy!
VampyreSquirrel
July 7, 2014 at 16:25
Kinda hard to miss it when she’s not bad looking and her shoes look like things my mom and sisters used to wear.
Grimthwacker
July 7, 2014 at 16:56
And how about her head in proportion to her body? Her head seems too big to me?
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 7, 2014 at 17:11
Damn you guys can really ruin something hey.
Now instead of a pretty girl I see white feet, grandma shoes and freakish head that look like it will pop off at any moment.
Sageville
July 7, 2014 at 21:37
When you describe it like that the picture is 103% more interesting.
Spaffy
July 8, 2014 at 12:35
Whatever floats your boat 😛
Purple_Dragon
August 5, 2014 at 06:52
Enslaved.