The horror! THE HORROR! Yes folks, this weekend, I was forced to mingle with…people. The awkward chit-chat. The mention of car refinancing. Whinging bout bank fees. What a strange and horrible world to exist in, one devoid of normal stuff like video games, dressing up as comic book characters or the fine art of Call Of Duty sledging. But it was all worth it, as I walked out of a yard sale, triumphant and cradling a box full of cheap Lego! Uuurgh, people. What a bunch of bastards.
In Other News: Get your PS4 buns firm, jump into Poi, I’m on the road to the Iron Forest and big maps for big teams in Halo 5.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy thinking of carpentry jokes that would work.
News
New PS4 firmware update 3.11 is live
EA: ‘Battlefront will be an integral part of the Star Wars universe’
Halo 5 November content update brings four new maps for Big Team Battle
Capcom targets ‘newer, younger, eSports audience’ with Street Fighter V
R. Mika butt-slap close up removed from Street Fighter V
Final Fantasy VII composer isn’t working on the remake
3D Platformer Poi leaps onto Steam Early Access
Legends of Eisenwald DLC “Road to Iron Forest” is now on Steam
Stuff
That SNES PlayStation prototype turned out to be the real deal
SimCity 2000 is the most important game that I’ve ever played
Hard Core: A look at the original Tomb Raider games
Someone fixed Alien: Isolation for cowards like me
Videos
Overwatch – How to play Genji
Overwatch – How to play DVA
WarCraft – Movie trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Monday Box Office Report – Licence to kill (and make money)
Chloe Moretz to star in live-action THE LITTLE MERMAID
We must honour our warriors with this new trailer for CONCUSSION
First look at Benedict Cumberbatch in DOCTOR STRANGE set pics
The first full trailer for WARCRAFT is officially here!
New international trailer for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS has tons of new footage!
Last Updated: November 9, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 9, 2015 at 16:02
Mehgaman Monday explains why today, which is Monday, was meh.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 9, 2015 at 16:03
“too busy thinking of carpentry jokes that would work.” Nailed it!
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:03
Almost screwed that joke up.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:07
Would Work… Wood Work… Woodwork! HA, I GOT IT!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 9, 2015 at 16:08
Did you start drinking at breakfast? 😉
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:08
I wish.
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:09
Nah, he’d have gotten it if he had.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:14
It’s a Monday, I have to wait for the other 6 cylinders to start firing first.
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:21
You’re still using the “It’s a Monday” excuse and it’s after 4pm… what kind of Cape Townian are you?
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:26
The worst kind…
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:34
The kind that used to live in White Couch… O.o
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:35
Googling that only brought up white couches. I am even more confused!
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:45
Directly translate it to Afrikaans… Witbank.
Wow… you are slow today.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:47
xD
It’s because I am getting old now.
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:52
Lol… getting old… XD XD XD XD
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:48
I would probably have done the same…but I find this hilarious. XD
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:03
We need to develop Darryns social skills. He’s as rigid as a nun in a sexshop. I prescribe a bottle of Jagermeister
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:18
I prescribe 100 cc’s of man the f*ck up
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:20
Nah, he’s man enough. Inside there’s a sleeping Batman
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:23
http://funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wpid-wp-1401011755744.jpeg
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:26
hahaha
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:33
But he is the night. In the night.
Except for the horrid Dark Knight Rises….which was almost entirely in the day….so this actually does work. 😀
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:03
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Splooshypooh
November 9, 2015 at 16:32
That accent
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:05
Due to crappy internet at work today.
*Please insert funny cat GIF here.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 9, 2015 at 16:07
…
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:07
https://media.giphy.com/media/NmWXNMBS9uAhO/giphy.gif
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:29
Reset router, all good
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Funny-Cat-Gifs-15.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 10, 2015 at 07:02
This is most satisfying to watch
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:08
Monday almost finished getting in the sea… can’t wait to get home and play games!!!
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:09
I feel ya brotha
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:09
Same here. But an ice cold beer first.
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:10
The temptation to do that is REAL!
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:11
I’d strangle people with my mouse cord if not for that. And I could do it too.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:14
http://i.imgur.com/4zIT8T4.jpg
Splooshypooh
November 9, 2015 at 16:33
I’m sure we can all relate 😛
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:34
I’ve done this with my headphones and my face.
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:35
And your weights.
#Nevarforget!
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:35
Damn you! I thought I was safe here with Admiral gone! 😉
Hammersteyn
November 9, 2015 at 16:36
I pick up the slack XD
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 10, 2015 at 06:59
Attaboy
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 10, 2015 at 07:00
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE!
I think today I might post some JJ pics that I have kept, you know, to get the new kids up to date on your antics
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:37
I did that with a broom last week at work, caught on our CCTV. Fun times people had around here.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:39
Excellent. Haha
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:32
Tomorrow Steam goes Randela.
Not sure what to expect.
I have mixed emotions.
It’s like meeting Alien Emperor Trevor all over again.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:34
Yea that steam going to our crappy currency has me worried as well. As for Trev, rAge CT is close.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:39
I hope to see you all there. I was at EGE and only saw Avo and Weanerdog. Rince was probably there too…but I wasn’t really planning on seeing him again. ;P
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:40
I drove past it on my way to the Waterfront, saw the board at the convention center when I went by. Did not even know about EGE.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:41
Fair enough. There were only a few cosplayers there, but some cool ones.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:42
I see there will be another EGE 29 – 31 July
Captain JJ the Goo
November 9, 2015 at 16:43
It just needs to be bigger, then I’ll definitely go again.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:44
I shall have a look see this year anyway since it will be my first 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
November 9, 2015 at 16:43
You couldn’t have been paying attention to Lagz for 2 weeks before that then.
Ottokie
November 9, 2015 at 16:44
I have the attention span of a… oooh look at that!