I honestly have no idea what to write here today. So I’m going to tell you how to put some Bovril on your toast. First, toast some bread. Then get the Bovril. Stick a knife in the Bovril. Stick the knife in your face. Enjoy toast. No wait, crap, that’s not how you do it. Uh, give me a moment here I seem to have a knife stuck in my face…
In Other News: Everybody delays Rayman, TetraPulse is going to sap your health, Bethesda is against paying extra and IMAX returns to South Africa.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy dusting off my old Body Beat tapes so that I could get back into shape.
News
Rayman Legends Vita delayed to September
TetraPulse uses health as ammo, punishes players that go solo
Final Fantasy 14 sales halted until servers can be expanded
Bethesda pushing against Xbox Live fees for Elder Scrolls
Flight Combat game Strike Vector coming in 2014
Nintendo forecasts 5 million 3DS sales in Japan in 2013
Telltale’s Walking Dead shuffles to Ouya
White Xbox One could hit retail in future
Stuff
What can you do with a broken Nintendo DS? Play GBA games!
Killer is Dead – Killed by sexism
Danny Devito plus Gears of War equals day made
Mainstream gaming for idiots
Videos
Gravity Ghost – Debut trailer
Assassin’s Creed IV – Naval fort walkthrough
Total War Rome II – Legionary Kit trailer
What’s on at The Movies
The Avengers unused scenes reveal a more Waspy climax
IMAX finally returns to South Africa
Chris Carter talks X Files 3
Midweek Mouth Off – The man who would be Batman
It’s a media blowout with these new clips, posters and images for The Family
Every day is day one in this new trailer for Thanks for sharing
Model: Honda CBR 1000…And erm, Sandy.
Last Updated: August 28, 2013
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 28, 2013 at 16:05
Bovril FTW
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 28, 2013 at 16:15
I prefer Marmite!
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:16
sacrilege
Vampyre Squirrel
August 28, 2013 at 16:42
I prefer neither 🙂
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 28, 2013 at 16:51
So you are a vegimite fan then?
Vampyre Squirrel
August 29, 2013 at 10:53
Nope, I just don’t like the site, taste, smell or texture of Bovril or Marmite… I’ll stick to peanut butter.
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 29, 2013 at 10:55
Lol, I can agree with you on Peanut butter 😀
HvR
August 28, 2013 at 17:54
most accurate description of marmite
loftie
August 29, 2013 at 11:29
i like bovril, oxo and marmite lol
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
August 29, 2013 at 11:42
Amen Brother
Speak the gospel
have as many upvotes as i can give…
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
Chicks and bikes, bro
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
And bovril!
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
Bovril makes this ION what it is
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
I love the Repsol colours
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
Nice curves, the lady too!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 28, 2013 at 16:11
Like my brother would say… “Nou dit lyk soos ‘n lekker ry ding, en die motorfiets is ook nie sleg nie” 😛
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:11
Bwahahahaha
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:06
Her?
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:07
You?
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:07
Wut?
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:07
Huh?
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:08
http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cat-spanish-765183.gif
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:13
RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd
August 28, 2013 at 16:16
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 28, 2013 at 16:16
Here you go…
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd
August 28, 2013 at 16:18
On of the most annoying characters ever conceived…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 28, 2013 at 16:08
Looks like a lekker RyDing…and the Honda looks fun as well 😛
Spathi
August 28, 2013 at 16:08
Darryn, I know everybody picks on you and loves to hate you, but damn guy, you really make LG just that tad more special…(#enter joke about his special needs here).
RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd
August 28, 2013 at 16:16
*entered*
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
August 29, 2013 at 06:31
#Hugs
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 28, 2013 at 16:08
Please supply a surname so I may Google her!
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:09
Sandy is kinda like the name John
Weanerdog
August 28, 2013 at 16:10
Yip if John has boobs
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 28, 2013 at 16:14
Or Bob… (PS. he has boobs)
Hammersteyn
August 28, 2013 at 16:14
He does have mammoth boobs.
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:19
His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.
Weanerdog
August 28, 2013 at 16:23
We should not be talking about this
John of Vault 11
August 28, 2013 at 16:14
This is making me very uncomfortable.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
August 29, 2013 at 07:08
Don’t like seeing photo’s of yourself online?
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 28, 2013 at 21:50
Safe for work: http://www.motoblog.it/post/21129/sexy-bikers-sandy-si-coccola-il-cbr-repsol
Hammersteyn
August 29, 2013 at 07:48
Very Pretty
RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd
August 28, 2013 at 16:16
Polygon…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 28, 2013 at 16:08
Something makes me think Honda CBR 1000 is not her real name :/
Weanerdog
August 28, 2013 at 16:10
So you think its funny to make me stick a knife in my face, here is some news that no one knew about Brenda.
http://flavorwire.com/323058/10-bizarre-kiddie-cartoon-conspiracy-theories/6
RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd
August 28, 2013 at 16:15
Is that real? 0-O She looks like 7 different pictures put together…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 28, 2013 at 16:34
Would like to ride that
trace
August 28, 2013 at 16:49
i ilke
trace
August 28, 2013 at 16:54
i we go out yes no