Lazygamer goes to Sexpo (NSFW)

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Sexpo 2014

We are all about maturity at Lazygamer.net. Why else would we send a team to go cover Sexpo? It’s not because we want to giggle at all the things and meet strange and wonderful personalities, right? Just look at how calm, collected and professional we are while covering the event.

Here are our thoughts that we had while at the actual event thanks to twitter and storify:

In essence, the event itself didn’t have too much to look at unless you were really keen on getting a specific type of sex toy. Geoff said it best when he described it as a giant dildo flea market. However, we did manage to grab some fun video – we interviewed a porn star, a professional dominatrix and even a couple of celebrities. You’ll see all those videos soon, but first, check out how Matty and I covered the event.

We spoke to a pick up artist who promised he could help men get any woman, anywhere, any time. I made a creeped out face at him – but don’t worry, the classiest gaming site will be bringing you much more interesting Sexpo content. Prepare for much giggling as double entendres in all our coverage. Yes, I know the start of our video is quiet, but it’s because of the whip cracking in the background. I’m serious. Carry on watching – you can hear us as the video progresses to even more silliness.

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Last Updated: September 26, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let’s get on with it!

  • Trebzz

    I feel traumatized after seeing this also Zoe is either very short or Matthew is a giant o.O

    • It’s both.

    • Buis6545

      what Leroy said I’m alarmed that a mom able to earn $4342 in a few weeks on the internet . hop over to this site————-http://you give me best ideas & i give u money/new.,.

  • HvR

    How cool would it be have Cockzilla at Sexpo Inc. on your CV.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    “filling in for Darryn” hur hur hur!

  • Ryanza

    Come on Matty Ice T is a old school rapper not Ron Jeremy.

  • Sir GIF Sexy

    I thought I was a very mature, well adjusted adult. I thought wrong.

  • Mr.Anon

    Haha, enjoyed!

  • What did I just watch? 0-O I ask because I certainly didn’t hear anything 😛

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    This is the best thing I’ve read all year! Kudos to Zoe and Martha! 😀 Excellent work!

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