Unboxing the Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Juggernog Edition

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Oh happiest of days for fans of bullets, faces and combinations of the two. It’s a Call of Duty release day! Most of you will most likely have bought the vanilla edition of the game, or at least some special edition with some DLC thrown in for good measure. And that’s fine. That’s your choice.

But for at least twenty of you, you needed more. You needed the game, extras, DLC and an entire fridge to along with it. Honestly, what kind of a person buys a video game special edition fridge, HUH?

Apparently, the guy who pays my salary, that’s who. So sit back, grab a cold one and watch as the original Lazygamer himself makes a rare video appearance, and sciences the hell out of an unboxing. Ladies and Germans, I give to you the Lazygamer unboxing of the Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Juggernog Edition:

If you can’t see the video above, here’s the facts. Gavin unboxed a massive cart that included:

  • Juggernog mini-fridge
  • Perk-A-Cola coaster set with custom tin
  • Limited Edition specialist concept art cards
  • The Giant bonus map
  • Collectible Steelbook
  • Official Call of Duty Black Ops 3 soundtrack
  • In-game bonus content: Weaponised 115, Cyborg and a bonus pack

Right, so according to our cutting edge science, the Juggernog fridge can hold upwards of:

  • 12 normal 330ml cans
  • 8 long-Toms (To our Yank pals, that’s a regular MACHO-size beer)
  • Two quarts (To our Yank pals, that’s a regular SOUTH AFRICAN-size beer)
  • Four dumpies (Or enough beer for ten minutes)
  • One half-drunken bottle of wine hic WHAT YOU LOOKIN’ AT HUH?
  • At least most of a severed head in case the cops are about to search your apartment.
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to hide from Gavin and his righteous retribution, after I slipped some of his flubs into that video.

Last Updated: November 6, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

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  • FIRED

  • Is that Light beer on the side?

    • Hammersteyn

      For lightweights

      • I’m commenting as I watch xD

  • Hammersteyn

    Nice video Gavin! For science!

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    Awwww, at first I thought Darryn would be inside the box, or Rince

  • HAI HAI HAI

    Had to rewatch that 5 times… good Friday so far

  • Am I the only one that muttered “that’s what she said” when Gavin said it’s “pretty big”…?

    • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

      Hahahaha, great minds!

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    Yoh that insult about the fridge XD

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    ANGRY DOG, LAZYGAMER EDITION

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    Doth mother knoweth you taketh her drapes?
    (04:48)

    • Hammersteyn

      hehehe

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    SO MANY EMPTIES!!!

    Well done!

    • Hammersteyn

      BEER! Because……….. I forgot

    • lol took a while for the camera girls to get home from school

  • Hammersteyn

    Still, I think a Fallout fridge would be nicer….. jus saying

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    We should all chip in and teach Gav how to fit shelves…

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    Hey, we make that wine!

    • Hammersteyn

      No wonder, it tastes like vinegar

      • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

        I’ve never had that one actually. I just drink beer and the good stuffs

        • Hammersteyn

          Stuff you don’t make?
          *runs

          • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

            I’m not involved in the making of any of the liquor, I just drink it and make sure the servers work

  • Guild

    XD I’m just waiting to finish work to go get mine

    • Hammersteyn

      Does tech free weekend exclude fridges? 😛

      • Guild

        I’m allowed to collect. Install the game, start the patch download, hook up the fridge.

        • Hammersteyn

          hehe shame man

        • Sageville

          A tech free weekend you say?

          • Hammersteyn

            BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • HIIIIIIIIIIII

  • Nikola

    What happened to your hair??? hahaha!

  • Nikola

    Awesome unboxing video!

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