Uwe Boll goes Postal…. but only on 4 cinemas

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So it seems that the gaming worlds contempt for Uwe Boll has now spilled over to the mass market and he is not a happy man about it.

His latest gaming disaster, Postal, has been rejected by all but 4 cinemas across the US, but being Uwe Boll he doesn’t take this kick in the face like a man he decides to send a snotty message to the world claiming that we all hate him because of George Bush’s invasion of Iraq…

Or something equally as absurd….

You can read the whole letter after the break but remember to take a sanity pill first, this man has seriously lost the plot.

To Uwe, everyone is against you because your movies are terrible and you are oberly arrogant… it’s got nothing to do with being closer to Hollywood?

To all of you writing now about me and the fact that POSTAL is not getting screens.
its okay ..its fun kicking a guy nonstop who is on the ground

you are all not getting it that i’m the guy who made it against the big hollywood system and you are all only busy to destroy me and finish me up and then you YOU WON WHAT ? the attention of the studios, michael bay .. ????? if you damage me you feel closer to Hollywood ? what is your game plan?

you want only movies like JUMPER , SPEED RACER , WHAT HAPPENDS IN VEGAS …? then keep going and your dreams will be fullfilled. POSTAL makes some very important points ..but you dont wanna see that …. : that Bush used the SEPTEMBER 11 to start a war against a country what had nothing to do with Bin Laden etc…. but this all doesnt matter because you are all busy to THINK that INDIANA JONES or NARNIA are important movies … but in real they are empty shells of an industry what wants to make money and what wants to keep you looking “escape movies” with nothing in it. in between they are putting some CONTROVERSIAL movies to show that they can do also IMPORTANT movies …but also this movies are not really critical….they only supporting the system and not showing the big picture. and POSTAL shows the BIG PICTURE …it nails the absurd situation with all the stupid religions, races and nations we are living in. POSTAL is not accepting bullshit politics. POSTAL has not the opinion that Bush made mistakes – POSTAL has the opinion that it is a scandal that BUSH is not in jail. What happened in America in the last 7 years is the biggest joke since Columbus stepped on that land.

but instead of seeing the courage i had in doing that movie against everybody who tried to stop me – you are sitting on your desks and you are working on stories about me ….and my image as the worst director on earth…and you fullfill what your editor wants from you in regards of uwe boll …or you fullfill what you think makes you a cooler guy in the internet …and you are not getting it that you are only interested in movies like IRON MAN or HULK or KUNG FU PANDA or the MUMMY 3 because the studios spending 60 mio. $ in advertising to make you interested in NON INTERESTING movies. how many times you wanna keep going in movies only because the TRAILER was so cool and the CGI was so great ?
thanks for reading this

Uwe Boll

Postal to be Screened in Only 4 Theatres in the U.S. – Xbox

[Thanks to Justin for the tip]

Last Updated: May 21, 2008

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • BigDadDy

    He is such a art tart.

  • SlippyMadFrog

    When is the Uwe Boll vs Michael Bay boxing match taking place? Now that is something I’ll watch. :mrgreen:

  • Goose

    He has a point about movies like “what happens in Vegas” but blasphemy against Indiana Jones cannot go unpunished!

    *grabs pitchfork

  • As much as I detest the man and I revel in him getting the ass kicking he deserves, he’s actually got a point. While keeping his movie out of cinema’s because they suck would be justified, he’s being censored because of anti-war and anti-Bush sentiment, which is wrong.

    Let him tank for the right reasons.

    doobiwan’s last blog post..The Games that made the consoles

  • Naudran

    My question however is, how can he expect to ever be taken seriously and be respected if he can’t even use proper punctuation in a letter where he defends himself?

    Also, on that note, how can he expect to be taken seriously and be respected when he’s reply to the Anti-Boll petition has more swear words in than a Bad Boys movie?

  • RossIRSA

    What does Uwe Boll have against Jumper? I really liked that movie.

  • It’s not a issue of his limited mental capacity, but his right to free expression.

    doobiwan’s last blog post..The Games that made the consoles

  • Syph1n

    Uwe boll no make jumper. Uwe boll no like jumper

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