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This trailer for THE HOBBIT: BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES will have war!

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When we last left our heroes, Smaug the dragon was like totes pissed off, and was all like “Chah little Dwarf bros, I’m going to go roast some human dudes now, and not even a Hobbit with a magic ring and a brow that is constantly furrowed can stop me yo”. Will the Dwarves get rich? Will Frodo ever have that growth on his foot looked at? Find out in this year’s movie, The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies!

From Academy Award-winning filmmaker Peter Jackson comes “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” the third in a trilogy of films adapting the enduringly popular masterpiece The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien.

“The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” brings to an epic conclusion the adventures of Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield and the Company of Dwarves. Having reclaimed their homeland from the Dragon Smaug, the Company has unwittingly unleashed a deadly force into the world. Enraged, Smaug rains his fiery wrath down upon the defenseless men, women and children of Lake-town.

Obsessed above all else with his reclaimed treasure, Thorin sacrifices friendship and honor to hoard it as Bilbo’s frantic attempts to make him see reason drive the Hobbit towards a desperate and dangerous choice. But there are even greater dangers ahead. Unseen by any but the Wizard Gandalf, the great enemy Sauron has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain.

As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide – unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds himself fighting for his life and the lives of his friends in the epic Battle of the Five Armies, as the future of Middle-earth hangs in the balance.

The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies is out on December 17, and stars (deep breath) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace, Luke Evans, Benedict Cumberbatch, Stephen Fry, Cate Blanchett, Ian Holm, Christopher Lee, Hugo Weaving, Ken Stott, James Nesbitt, Orlando Bloom, John Bell, Manu Bennett, Jed Brophy, Adam Brown, John Callen, Billy Connolly, Ryan Gage, Mark Hadlow, Peter Hambleton, Stephen Hunter, William Kircher, Lawrence Makoare, Sylvester McCoy, Graham McTavish, Dean O’Gorman, Mikael Persbrandt and Aidan Turner.

Wheeeeeeze.

Last Updated: July 29, 2014

14 Comments

  1. Still need to see the last one! 🙁

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      July 29, 2014 at 09:50

      And you call yourself a video buff?

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      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        July 29, 2014 at 09:57

        I wanted to say the same thing there

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      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 09:57

        Lulz. Indeed. To be honest, I wasn’t that impressed with the interpretation of the first so wasn’t in a massive hurry to see it. Then it went off the circuit and I regretted it.

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        • VampyreSquirrel

          July 29, 2014 at 10:01

          Better make a plan… your respectability as a movie buff hangs in the balance!

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          • Rince&pop

            July 29, 2014 at 10:02

            Pah! I never had any respectability! PS. Are you going to see Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            July 29, 2014 at 10:06

            Can’t this weekend, but will make a plan soon. Wife isn’t interested, so I’ll leave her at home and go by myself XD

          • Rince&pop

            July 29, 2014 at 10:07

            Do her a favour and slip something into her drink, MAKE her watch it 🙂 She will ‘thank’ you later!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 29, 2014 at 10:32

            That’s not what she said.

    • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

      July 29, 2014 at 09:57

      WHAT?

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      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 09:59

        Yeah. Missed it some how.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 29, 2014 at 10:31

      I haven’t watched any of them.

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        July 29, 2014 at 10:48

        #Shunned #CastOut

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  2. Umar GAAAAHH!!!

    July 29, 2014 at 09:57

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