As seems to be part of the awesome life of a video game journalist, I share completely inappropriate links with people all day. This morning, our beloved Wookie sent me this glorious video and design for a new Kickstarter that promises to cure incontinence and restore your sex life – and it’s fun!
Promoted on Kickstarter, Skea is the Smart Kegel Exercise Aid. Are you tired of doing boring Kegel muscles in the hopes of curing your post-pregnancy incontinence? Don’t worry, with Skea, squeezing your pelvic floor muscles is fun. Just watch this incredibly bizarre promotional video starring Geoff’s cousin, or is it brother?
For those who don’t watch videos, please make an exception and do so. No amount of description could explain how weird and over the top the promotion is for a device that is essentially a pressure activated vibrator for women to use for kegel exercise. To make it even more fun, it links to your mobile device so you can play games as motivation. And yes, it’s just as strange as it sounds.
That’s right, when you squeeze it even vibrates, ladies! Also, with a game name like Alice Incontinence, what could possibly be better? I really thought this was a joke, but the Kickstarter has raised almost $3k, only another $35k to go. If this goes into production, I wonder if I’ll be offered a review unit. Geez, and people worry about hygiene when reviewing headsets…
What sort of weird devices do you think we’ll see next? I’m hoping they make this device with an open API – Flappy Bird is sounding like a lot more fun all of a sudden.
Last Updated: July 29, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:34
Er… what?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:34
Er… what?
Matewis Jubilai
July 29, 2014 at 13:39
First thought looking at header image : “Bloody hell! what happened to that guy?”
Matewis Jubilai
July 29, 2014 at 13:39
First thought looking at header image : “Bloody hell! what happened to that guy?”
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 29, 2014 at 13:40
Sweet maybe now I’ll last longer…..Uhmmm…..
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
it’s all about the tantra. wait, what?
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4
July 29, 2014 at 14:11
Hands-OFF gameplay?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:32
hands free kit for the Wii-U
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 29, 2014 at 13:40
Sweet maybe now I’ll last longer…..Uhmmm…..
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
it’s all about the tantra. wait, what?
Umar GAAAAHH!!!
July 29, 2014 at 14:11
Hands-OFF gameplay?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:32
hands free kit for the Wii-U
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:44
I love Japan!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:44
Testing this must have been um……. interesting?
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:44
I love Japan!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:44
Testing this must have been um……. interesting?
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:45
Hahahaha he slaps the vagina at 2:32
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:04
holy crap! didn’t notice that before! gah!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:09
I just watched it again, why would one ever do that???
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
In the heat of the moment, one cannot be accountable for all actions
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:37
LOL apparently
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:22
What? What it twice? I have no fucking idea man. What’s wrong with you? 0-O
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
“what it twice…”
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
*Too much time on your hands*
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:36
What what in the butt?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:17
2:58 as well
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:45
Hahahaha he slaps the vagina at 2:32
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:04
holy crap! didn’t notice that before! gah!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:09
I just watched it again, why would one ever do that???
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
In the heat of the moment, one cannot be accountable for all actions
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:37
LOL apparently
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:22
What? What it twice? I have no fucking idea man. What’s wrong with you? 0-O
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
“what it twice…”
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
*Too much time on your hands*
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 14:36
What what in the butt?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:17
2:58 as well
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:46
Social features for comparing scores? Hey mom I squeeze harder than you,you old Hag!
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 13:51
imagine being “that girl” with the highest scores. suddenly so popular.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:53
O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
I dunno, I’d be very scared of that girl. As far as I know those things have teeth & I don’t want the one with the strongest bite.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
NOMNOMNOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:06
achievements and global ranking.
who has the fittest vagina?
which country, on average, has the fittest vaginas?
records to be made and statistics to be read!
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:46
Social features for comparing scores? Hey mom I squeeze harder than you,you old Hag!
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 13:51
imagine being “that girl” with the highest scores. suddenly so popular.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:53
O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
I dunno, I’d be very scared of that girl. As far as I know those things have teeth & I don’t want the one with the strongest bite.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
NOMNOMNOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:06
achievements and global ranking.
who has the fittest vagina?
which country, on average, has the fittest vaginas?
records to be made and statistics to be read!
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 13:48
What a strange world we live in.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:49
So many possibilities
Matewis Jubilai
July 29, 2014 at 13:53
I don’t think the world we live in is all that strange overall, but it sure does have isolated pockets of extreme strangeness. Most people are dreadfully dull, such as the ones standing around a fire with beers in hand comparing medical schemes, airlines and banks…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:59
I’m going to assume it’s the topic of conversation that’s the problem there.
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
The problem is the “isolated pockets” makes up, and then some, for the other dull as dishwater pockets of humanity!
Johan Fourie
July 29, 2014 at 13:48
Wii Remote sold separately.
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 13:48
What a strange world we live in.
Hammersteyn
July 29, 2014 at 13:49
So many possibilities
Matewis Jubilai
July 29, 2014 at 13:53
I don’t think the world we live in is all that strange overall, but it sure does have isolated pockets of extreme strangeness. Most people are dreadfully dull, such as the ones standing around a fire with beers in hand comparing medical schemes, airlines and banks…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:59
I’m going to assume it’s the topic of conversation that’s the problem there.
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
The problem is the “isolated pockets” makes up, and then some, for the other dull as dishwater pockets of humanity!
Johan Fourie
July 29, 2014 at 13:48
Wii Remote sold separately.
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 13:56
What the actual fudge?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:59
Wrong hNO STOP RIGHT THERE
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:00
I actually cannot stop laughing man!
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 13:56
What the actual fudge?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 13:59
Wrong hNO STOP RIGHT THERE
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:00
I actually cannot stop laughing man!
The Man of a 1000 GIFs
July 29, 2014 at 14:03
We’re going on a Vagtastic Voyage.
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:03
inb4 it becomes a Japanese game show.
The Man of a 1000 GIFs
July 29, 2014 at 14:03
We’re going on a Vagtastic Voyage.
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:03
inb4 it becomes a Japanese game show.
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:08
This with the Oculus, winner!
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:08
This with the Oculus, winner!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:09
Dafuq did I just see?
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:29
…and can now never be unseen!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:09
Dafuq did I just see?
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:29
…and can now never be unseen!
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
This must surely have trophy/achievement support! I pity the “dude” that 100% this game!
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:14
achievement unlocked: Nutcracker
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:28
ROFL brilliant
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:31
cue the pokemon music.
(there are 2 jokes being made)
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 14:32
Wana be the very best?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:39
& “pocket monsters”
inb4 a tentacle mod
TENTACRUEL, I CHOOSE YOU!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 15:06
lol
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:40
inb4 a fleshlight mod
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:10
This must surely have trophy/achievement support! I pity the “dude” that 100% this game!
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:14
achievement unlocked: Nutcracker
CAE9872
July 29, 2014 at 14:28
ROFL brilliant
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:31
cue the pokemon music.
(there are 2 jokes being made)
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 14:32
Wana be the very best?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:39
& “pocket monsters”
inb4 a tentacle mod
TENTACRUEL, I CHOOSE YOU!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 15:06
lol
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:40
inb4 a fleshlight mod
Xcalibersa
July 29, 2014 at 14:12
The question is, will this work in the back?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
O_O
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:28
0_O Indeed…
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:29
it should, but then you could hack it by clenching your buttocks instead of clenching your anus.
hackers know no boundaries
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:36
separate versions, could be a pre-order incentive.
women could use both for higher difficulty levels.
perhaps multiplayer, could impliment a co-op split screen, fun for couples?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:38
the option will “open up doors” for the modding community
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:12
“Structure designer’
If I see that on someone’s business card, I’m immediately going to laugh
Xcalibersa
July 29, 2014 at 14:12
The question is, will this work in the back?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
O_O
Rince&pop
July 29, 2014 at 14:28
0_O Indeed…
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:29
it should, but then you could hack it by clenching your buttocks instead of clenching your anus.
hackers know no boundaries
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:36
separate versions, could be a pre-order incentive.
women could use both for higher difficulty levels.
perhaps multiplayer, could impliment a co-op split screen, fun for couples?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:38
the option will “open up doors” for the modding community
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:12
“Structure designer’
If I see that on someone’s business card, I’m immediately going to laugh
Johann
July 29, 2014 at 14:16
And you can get online features through vajay play?
Johann
July 29, 2014 at 14:16
And you can get online features through vajay play?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:18
So Zoe, it seems you are willing to test this?
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:23
not sure how you review this piece of “hardware”
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
The instructions seem quite clear, but I don’t have the equipment to test this hardware
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:25
Unless @xcalibersa:disqus’s comment is correct 😛
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:26
I saw, that is horrible. But (hehe butt), if that is the case, then you are TWICE as capable as me to do it!
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:50
dual wielding.
increased difficulty.
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 15:22
well, i do normally play as a rogue….
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
share it around the office.
will there be a second hand market?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:45
responsiveness?
sensitivity & intensity controls, for, ahem, older users?
how long do the batteries last?
target market?
age restrictions?
collectors edition?
size variations?
durability? how will it hold up under, uhm, “stronger” players?
*cough* replayability? *cough*
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 15:11
Like this: “INTERN! I have a job for you.”
hairyknees
July 29, 2014 at 15:23
NO! NO NO NO NO! ONE THOUSAND TIMES NO! 😛
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:18
Lube not included?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:43
pre-order incentive.
after that its each sold separetely.
batteries included? or is it rechargable?
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:18
So Zoe, it seems you are willing to test this?
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:23
not sure how you review this piece of “hardware”
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:24
The instructions seem quite clear, but I don’t have the equipment to test this hardware
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 14:25
Unless @xcalibersa:disqus’s comment is correct 😛
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:26
I saw, that is horrible. But (hehe butt), if that is the case, then you are TWICE as capable as me to do it!
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:50
dual wielding.
increased difficulty.
Her Highness the Hipster
July 29, 2014 at 15:22
well, i do normally play as a rogue….
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
share it around the office.
will there be a second hand market?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:45
responsiveness?
sensitivity & intensity controls, for, ahem, older users?
how long do the batteries last?
target market?
age restrictions?
collectors edition?
size variations?
durability? how will it hold up under, uhm, “stronger” players?
*cough* replayability? *cough*
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 29, 2014 at 15:11
Like this: “INTERN! I have a job for you.”
hairyknees
July 29, 2014 at 15:23
NO! NO NO NO NO! ONE THOUSAND TIMES NO! 😛
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
July 29, 2014 at 14:18
Lube not included?
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:43
pre-order incentive.
after that its each sold separetely.
batteries included? or is it rechargable?
Xcalibersa
July 29, 2014 at 14:21
Oh my god, dont click on the kickstarter page
Xcalibersa
July 29, 2014 at 14:21
Oh my god, dont click on the kickstarter page
Mossel
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
http://i.imgur.com/spVrM.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 14:30
I was thinking of something to say and well… This gif just says it perfectly….
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:42
the problem is… there is just too much to say.
too many jokes to be made
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 15:07
I don’t even know where to start
Mossel
July 29, 2014 at 14:27
http://i.imgur.com/spVrM.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 14:30
I was thinking of something to say and well… This gif just says it perfectly….
Matthew Holliday
July 29, 2014 at 14:42
the problem is… there is just too much to say.
too many jokes to be made
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 29, 2014 at 15:07
I don’t even know where to start
Pieter Smal
July 29, 2014 at 15:16
How can men use it? In the ass?
Rags
July 29, 2014 at 15:51
You can whisk your coffee with it.
Pieter Smal
July 29, 2014 at 15:16
How can men use it? In the ass?
Rags
July 29, 2014 at 15:51
You can whisk your coffee with it.
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 15:21
Well it’s only fair, men have the Ju-C Air
Unavengedavo
July 29, 2014 at 15:21
Well it’s only fair, men have the Ju-C Air
Christiaan Joubert
July 29, 2014 at 18:09
What da actual faqu…
Yea, combine that work candy crush and aims and you should have a top seller!!!
*runs from angry female horde*
Christiaan Joubert
July 29, 2014 at 18:09
What da actual faqu…
Yea, combine that work candy crush and aims and you should have a top seller!!!
*runs from angry female horde*
Lucas Scherer
July 29, 2014 at 18:33
oh god why??
Lucas Scherer
July 29, 2014 at 18:33
oh god why??
CypherGate
July 30, 2014 at 11:21
LOL this gave me a good laugh at work lol Tom is the shit! “We need your helps” lol I can see an esports thing going on with this lol
CypherGate
July 30, 2014 at 11:21
LOL this gave me a good laugh at work lol Tom is the shit! “We need your helps” lol I can see an esports thing going on with this lol
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
July 30, 2014 at 12:40
You just know there is going to be a category on Craigslist where they sell these second hand for like a dollar…
Craigslist you glorious sick bastard!!
WhiteRock
July 31, 2014 at 07:48
World SKEA championships? I guess this would be one way to drag attention away from DOTA…